Only when it’s an emergency

I know I’m a freak

its loud af

You have to wash your hands man

mech the type to ask "how's it hanging?" at the urinal

out there lookin like this

Just aim above the water

women like that tho

1k on lebrkns truple dohnme

Nothing worse when u piss in a urinal and it splashes back

Fellas couldn’t handle pissing in the troughs at the old Raider stadium and it shows

Then you gonna get pee on you lol

Triple double

If I’m alone I’m lucky if I even make it to the toilet

Piss on the ceramic , but you gotta know the angle or youll spray everything

And they’ll have a bruised shin for being a d***head

Last time I entered a public bathroom a man was taking a s*** moaning and gasping for air, sounded like fireworks going off in the toilet. He was in hell.

did yall take showers after gym class at school

Who’s that

Nah only time i wash is if i get food on my hands

washing ur hands after u dook is retarted bc if u wipe correctly ur hand doesnt even touch poop lol never understood that

no thats gay

not a soul did that

Jabari Parker went to duke so he must be good-bucks front office

No that’s some 80s s***