YYH better than them both

last bachelor party i went to, my prude friend was in charge and although it was pretty fun at Lake Tahoe he didn't even f***ing hire a stripper so he was forced to order the day of after being pressured by all of us.

so we got the grossest last minute fat stripper to show up and we sat in a semi circle while she started doing the least sexy strip tease ever. to the point where i didn't even stay for the dancing and went outside to sit in the jacuzzi until she left lol

The bbq were nasty

Sucking back a seed until the flavour is off it then chewing on it and spitting it out into a cup >>>

Can't handle the truth

Old ass man tryna jump ship lmfao

If he’s s***ting every time Trae foul baits he’ll die of dehydration from s***ting too much

I’m already married, covid made us do a courthouse wedding but we are still having a ceremony next year(best wedding ever). But we had the Airbnb booked so why not

Nobody logs on to find you, with all due respect. Someone said you MD, I don't even remember what them letters for

Gotta crack it open for the kernel too

He a hoe

Hes the dude with 1 eye and a micro p****

Turn up big bro

F***ing awful lmao

Am I getting an invite

No creeps allowed bro

(best wedding ever)

you clicked my profile to see who I was lol. when you should be clicking the increase intensity slider on that Planet fitness stairclimb machine

Whatd u spend the 60 dollars U saved on

How else would he have 39 jobs if he didn't play both sides

Which is why Larry will not be invited

First Take and Peeping Larry aren't allowed within a 50 mile radius of the venue I heard