F*** i look like hitting a little kid? 😭😭😭

you better help him renew his license man before he ends up facing 25 to life like me

LMFAOOO

are you ok man?

Ok?

Cop only gave him a ticket for not having his license on him and i made him pay it immediately

He type 26ix with twitter links lol

Ive been c ollecting your posts for the prosecution
Youre finished

Only bright spot of this situation is his car is now insured under my name so the insurance costs less

Slingshot posts should be put in a museum

man I ignored that ticket for months bc the pandemic had the courthouse closed, then they came for my ass not too long ago

Wish I had a big bro like you

a la ripley's believe it or not

Memorial Day is lit!

Man if i had a day off i wouldnt have been with him when he got pulled over then he really woulda been f***ed lol

You and Shirley need a bull?

I'll be praying for you my good brother, I know you not gonna hear this but I just wanted you to know that

Ty bro

commentator just said the grizzlies coach is a random dude with mba from wharton who never played basketball at level higher then high school lol

Can’t say I will do the same for you but I appreciate it

ctfu

She cant kick my ass

he really losing it

its like each dan posts exists in a vacuum

no continuity from one thing he says to the next