Dan after applying some Gold Bond to those ruby red thighs after a brisk walk down the La-Z-Boy aisles and enjoys the sweet release of pain and chafed skin, finally understanding what it's like to chew 5 gum

cant believe people go to there barber and get their neck line squared off in a straight line lol
Imagine chewing gum
come on man, legendary way to pass time at work!
Quin Synder looks like someone who owes a mob guy a lot of money.
Sounded like he was about to cry
I still dont get why the thighs are turning red
it was a long buildup a la norm macdonald brother, dont feel bad!
I brought a football to the picket line today no lie i can throw a solid 45 yards im a beast
cant believe people go to there barber and get their neck line squared off in a straight line lol
Walk a straight line to your bathroom for your only excercise of the day
I brought a football to the picket line today no lie i can throw a solid 45 yards im a beast
How about you walk 45 yards to the nearest job fair
I beat him up for the first time since we were kids
you should be helping him renew his license man smfh like a real big bro!
How about you walk 45 yards to the nearest job fair
Ya as quarterback for the patriots
dan definitely got more neanderthal dna than most
ctfu
Walk a straight line to your bathroom for your only excercise of the day
i am a hundred times more fit then u lol