xan.dan supporting 8 nigerian princes
and hes coming up once each one assumes the throne
If I ever start a pyramid scheme he's the first person I'm calling
i swear he got involved w one some years ago but i could be misremembering lmfao
maybe it was cruz
swear ppl just walk up to him w random business endeavors and he takes part in all of them lmfao
probably was at the library and somebody came up n told him a edible was $20 and he said fucc it
You could sell a bike to Xan Dan even if he was paralyzed from the waist down
That post about edating the weirdest s*** I seen on herelol
Bagged milk on sale this week
23 in that photo. 25 now!
you look much younger in that photo
congrats on quarter life
That post about edating the weirdest s*** I seen on herelol
nah deadass that was the worst thing I’ve been reaD
tonight you niggas have showcased a level of s***posting that ive never seen
and the worst part is you were bein deadass serious in most of em
Went from s***posting to s*** posting
“Hello
Hey i’m calling to talk about ur cars extended warranty
Y’all take apple pay?”
Yo no matter how many times i click the remove me option they still on my ass man 😂
You could sell a bike to Xan Dan even if he was paralyzed from the waist down
I couldnt tell nouns from a verb
But i could sell wings to a bird
-Navraj Goraya, 2018
you look much younger in that photo
congrats on quarter life
Hes dying at 100?
idk if these were actual milk but >>

Strawberry wasn’t my go to but that s*** was good.
I couldnt tell nouns from a verb
But i could sell wings to a bird
-Navraj Goraya, 2018
Realest s*** ever
That post about edating the weirdest s*** I seen on herelol
I missed it what was it
idk if these were actual milk but >>

strawberry banana one
i swear he got involved w one some years ago but i could be misremembering lmfao
maybe it was cruz
Only scheme Cruz got involved in was traveling multiple hours to get stood up