where the absolute F*** is my schezuan sauce

The criminal complaint does not specify which flavor (or flavors) of dipping sauce allegedly drove Golwitzer to felonious conduct. (2 pages)

imagine pulling outta the drive thru without checking the bag first

Let’s hit up TopGolf while I’m out there

Crine

I feel his rage when I put 3 bbq sauce packets with the 20 piece order on mobile and then another separate 3 packets just so they dont forget

and they still forget😶‍🌫️😵‍💫

Man Is Charged With A Salsa And Battery

thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/man-charged-salsa-and-battery-713205

JUNE 25--In an unprovoked attack, a 7-Eleven customer was injured when a fellow patron threw a glass jar of Tostitos salsa at him with such force that the container broke on the victim’s back, Florida police report.

nothin against u bro but nah prob not

is he wrong?

thesmokinggun.com/buster/burger-king/bk-chicken-shooting-621540

Cops: Couple Opened Fire On Burger King Workers "Over A Spicy Chicken Sandwich"

WTF is wrong with people

"The duo, cops say, complained that Halliburton’s chicken sandwich was too spicy."

Crack?

It's gotta be crack

"The duo, cops say, complained that Halliburton’s chicken sandwich was too spicy."

just drink some milk man

Police: Donald Trump Fan Battered Four Nurses During Hospital Melee

A Donald Trump fan is facing felony charges after allegedly assaulting a quartet of nurses during a late-night fracas in the emergency room of a Florida hospital, police report.

According to cops, Roseanna Denton, 28, was brought to Pensacola’s West Florida Hospital around 12:30 AM Saturday by her parents for “suspected d*** use and erratic behavior.”

this site is so good

China 😂

A Florida Woman named Booze was arrested for drunk driving after allegedly slamming her car into a Taco Bell sign and then fleeing the scene, cops charge.

Kanisha Booze, 34, was busted late Friday following a crash near her home in St. Petersburg. Booze was charged with DUI involving property damage, leaving the scene of an accident, and driving with a suspended or revoked license.

Do fireworks not mask gunfire?

OHHHH OHHHH BRUISEWAYYYY

LOAD UP ZE FUD

Russia a wild place !

I mean I suppose lol but do u really hear that many gunshots nearby?

Mrs @BabyBooz ??

bones can bruise?

Police: Pantsless Florida Woman, 21, Is Collared Inside Circle K Store

A 21-year-old Florida Woman who was naked from the waist down inside a Circle K told a cop that “another deputy told her it was fine to do that,” according to an arrest report.

Responding to a 1:30 AM “naked woman in public" call last Thursday, police found Kendall Mabry sans pants or underwear inside the convenience store in Umatilla, a city about 45 miles from Orlando.

A Circle K clerk and a sheriff’s deputy both reported seeing Mabry emerge from the store’s bathroom “with no pants or underwear on.” When asked about her state of undress, Mabry reportedly “stated that another deputy told her it was fine to do that.”

ayo