I’m surprised I stayed awake tbh

:gives-u-cpr-and-revives
-you:

*bites you like marv albert

:YAAAAYYYYY:

Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... unsheathes my twin katanas Well, let's see how tough you really are! jumps into the air TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS spins around and slashes your face open Not so tough now, huh????? grabs you and throws you up It's time to finish this little charade holds my katanas above my head YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords

Heh.... easy..... - ;)

Only way we can really get this fabled podcast we always talk about but never actually do off the ground

the twizzy anthem 💃

Cool

I’ll add the Craig bot to the chat

d!3

*teleports behind you. Snaps neck

Heh, nothing personnel kid (;

We just gotta watch s*** earlier

remember the game of thrones rewatch

*roundhouse kicks you in the head to halt CPR

purto violent!

Yessir we actually stuck to that one

F***ing Guru got my live reaction to the Red Wedding

*poops myself

that's pretty f***in funny turns my back to you and chuckles but... not as funny as whats about to happen now unsheathes katana and readies Sanzetsu no Jitsuzhi style stance - stealth kills walks always whisteling, drunken whaler tune - comes up behind you and stabs you in the back Hahaha, now that power is mine! becomes engilfed in a bright light It feels so powerful! - unsheaths daggers Surging with Dark Energy You Will Pay For Your Insulence!!

*reincarnates as val and pistol whips you

*moans