I got home and Shirley was frustrated about the cost of my employer provided health insurance plan that I added her to. So we talked, I made a few jokes and then shortly after we had sex. Think that’s the definition of marriage.

Me? I definitely love a good cow leather loveseat, really accents the cushion comfort haha
Oh and by the way, the names Dan; Dan The Man

Me? I definitely love a good cow leather loveseat, really accents the cushion comfort haha
Oh and by the way, the names Dan; Dan The Man

Dan the tall man
Dan the tall man
dans tall ass walking around downtown chicago at 4am drunk w his shirt all the way unbuttoned lmao
i shouldve went and looked for him, hes barely 30 minutes away 😞
Me? I definitely love a good cow leather loveseat, really accents the cushion comfort haha
Oh and by the way, the names Dan; Dan The Man

stop
One of those losses is fugazi man.
A team legit had the same outfit as us and we didn’t know what was going on 😭😭😭😭
dans tall ass walking around downtown chicago at 4am drunk w his shirt all the way unbuttoned lmao
i shouldve went and looked for him, hes barely 30 minutes away 😞
you may find dan but until you find yourself you will always feel empty 
you may find dan but until you find yourself you will always feel empty 
Ur finna find me fist in ur nose lol