I was at wedding stuff all weekend and ngl I imagined Whats dans would be like a few times

yes lol

at like 4am he was posting pics of his balding friend passed out on a bar couch w the caption “Rough Night”

Dan let his chest out on yall lol

NAH NAH NAH WHAT THE F*** IS THIS RECORD ON FIFA @Keepthereceipt

It was sad man

I read this like a funny thing you made up then realized its prolly real lol

I’m glad Dan had a fun night he deserves it

b**** wtf u mean yall were 1-7 before we played ours

Im finna take lights and clamoa and we gonna battle u yzy and ktr

its 1000% real

that nigga was gone

on domantas im not lying bro

im telling u rn yall not winning that match

I used to be one of the top rated fifa players fr
My ultimate team was monsterous

You will regret this post

They should have held the lottery tonight

and she smart as f*** i got this b**** straight outta yale

yale
yale
yale
yale
yale

Man had a 2-1-7 record and he saying we ruined it

Why didn’t they just do this s*** tonight

She Gonna be on love island

U play fifa cousin?