robbed my moms as a kid for a toy and some legos

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Scammed a mexican nigga for some peso's

I JUS SCAMMED TACO BELL FOR EXTRA QUESO

ROBBED THE APPLE STORE, AND THERE WERE NO iWITNESSES

ROBBED A JAMBA JUICE AND MOONWALKED OUT THE B****, IM A SMOOTHIE CRIMINAL

hard

I don't wanna get a job I'm a carrier criminal niggas broke as hell pockets on minimal

Him tee n kev is fr like...ALL i listen to. You was spot on. 😂

I SCAM NIGGAS WITH MY LINGO, CALL ME A LEXICONMAN

I slapped the f*** outta a nigga named desean..got a fake ID now my new name ron!

I JUST SCAMMED A SCIENCE NERD, HE LOOKED LIKE JIMMY NUETRON!

I just scammed a Modells my ID says Lebron!

I’m not gon’ say his name but what he did was wrong

Made my own b**** a mule I put a kilo in her THONG!

Jugged a police officer and told him I AM A CRIMINAL

SHOOT A NIGGA WIT BULLETS THE SAME SIZE AS A ELF

Who in your avi, b**** look like a MELF

niggas hating on my gimmick cause they HATE THEMSELVES

I just smacked my lil nephew in the head
I just scammed Walmart for 3 MacBooks and went back to bed

I don't trust my neighbor he a fed

holy f***

first lines off this: im looking for the weed rn case i need to smoke, this b**** just text a n**** phone & says she need to smoke