Oct 8, 2025Methamphetamines
wey 🍎Oct 8, 2025·1 reply
e tI have 13 shipped so far. But paycheck hitting tmrw. Told my girl it’s ramen for us this month. But she understands. I’m so pumped. Thank god for washable diapers too, baby will have to deal for a month
Washable diapers
Oct 8, 2025·1 replyweyWashable diapers
But but but they're better for the environment!!
Oct 8, 2025Keep going, TayTay!
Oct 8, 2025I feel so bad iv only ordered 26 variants but iv been busy i cant believe iv failed as a swiftie
Oct 8, 2025·2 replies29/29 gang checking in. Anyone else keep refreshing her site hoping to see more added? 🤪
- Oct 8, 2025
BlueDreamGuys I wonder why Taylor keeps breaking sales records
https://twitter.com/aurorabora518/status/1974519309591597317https://twitter.com/plaidshirtdays/status/1974875528927793607https://twitter.com/niteshadeshawty/status/1974560685649723776 - Oct 8, 2025Kanyigga
29/29 gang checking in. Anyone else keep refreshing her site hoping to see more added? 🤪
If she doesn't I might just have to start reordering the ones I've already got!
Two collections are better than one
Oct 8, 2025She only moving 120k*
*per variant
Oct 8, 2025e tI have 13 shipped so far. But paycheck hitting tmrw. Told my girl it’s ramen for us this month. But she understands. I’m so pumped. Thank god for washable diapers too, baby will have to deal for a month
gotta help out those in need. i mean if its hard out there for us regular people i cant imagine how billionaires feel
- Oct 8, 2025BlueDream
Guys I wonder why Taylor keeps breaking sales records
https://twitter.com/aurorabora518/status/1974519309591597317https://twitter.com/plaidshirtdays/status/1974875528927793607https://twitter.com/niteshadeshawty/status/1974560685649723776type of white woman that can snap a baby's neck without losing eye contact
- Oct 8, 2025
OrangutanIt's a well known fact in the industry that taylor album releases clog up vinyl pressing plants FOR MONTHS. There's only a handful of major pressing plants in the world, and since they have to prioritize these high volume releases, everything else gets put on the back burner. I'm still waiting for a record I ordered in December of last year. All so swifites can buy 20 copies of the same f***ing album
if theres one reason she a c*** its because she dont wanna open up her own pressing facility, she should take up orders from adele and them too
Oct 8, 2025OrangutanIt's a well known fact in the industry that taylor album releases clog up vinyl pressing plants FOR MONTHS. There's only a handful of major pressing plants in the world, and since they have to prioritize these high volume releases, everything else gets put on the back burner. I'm still waiting for a record I ordered in December of last year. All so swifites can buy 20 copies of the same f***ing album
damn
ngl that's kinda gangster
she got that s*** in a chokehold
- Oct 8, 2025
Rehearsal room variant actually made me laugh bc I thought it was a fake twitter page and it was real 😂.
- Oct 8, 2025Kanyigga
29/29 gang checking in. Anyone else keep refreshing her site hoping to see more added? 🤪
Oct 8, 2025BlueDreamGuys I wonder why Taylor keeps breaking sales records
https://twitter.com/aurorabora518/status/1974519309591597317https://twitter.com/plaidshirtdays/status/1974875528927793607https://twitter.com/niteshadeshawty/status/1974560685649723776Its a surprise to me these people have jobs to be able to afford this s***
Oct 8, 2025White women be spending all their money on Taylor Swift vinyls
Oct 8, 2025Absolutely disgusting
Oct 8, 2025Orangutan· editedCapitalist goddess and Rolling Stone perfect 100/100 recipient Taylor Swift is not playing around. 'The Life of a Showgirl' has just released, and Taylor needs YOUR help! Travis Kelce is in desperate need of a brain transplant before the wedding, and the only way Taylor can afford it is if you buy all 30 variants of her newest album. The benevolent blonde donated half of her brain to Kelce prior to recording "Showgirl", but given the album's reception, Swift Inc. has determined that Taylor does in fact need both halves of her brain to manufacture the pigslop she so graciously dumps on her fans. That being said, if Taylor can't afford the transplant, Travis Kelce will DIE and there will be no Swifite wedding :( So go out and BUY! BUY!!! BUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Checklist provided for your convenience:
*Not pictured: Track by Track Edition
*Not pictured: Deluxe Life Is A Song Acoustic Version
ktt2 is so mad that Taylor stays on top during their lifetime
Oct 8, 2025Bad Finger BoogieBut but but they're better for the environment!!
Taylor just took her jet to the next city over
Oct 8, 2025Real people buying real records. Not the label. Powerful
- OPOct 9, 2025
Our prayers have been answered! New variant on the way!
666 💢Oct 9, 2025just bought the chopped and screwed version
Oct 9, 2025put this b**** under the jail
- Kr0niic ☘️Oct 10, 2025
Final billboard variant tally is in!
billboard.com/music/chart-beat/taylor-swift-life-of-a-showgirl-single-week-sales-record-1236087071