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    NomorepartiesinTO

    It was fire. My only real complaint is general huxx as a comedic act is horrible lol and I didnt really like the side story they gave finn at the casino, but I get it. I honestly am hype for tros. The return of palpatine!? Are you kidding me. And the knights of ren have me hype too.

    The casino plot is straight garbage, it's like a C plot from one of the prequels, but it also only makes up about 20 minutes of the movie.

    Meanwhile, you get the best visuals in the series, Mark Hamill's excellent performance, the crackling back and forth between Kylo and Rey, and a real sense that there are stakes in the story. It certainly wasn't boring.

  • Dec 19, 2019
    Noir

    The casino plot is straight garbage, it's like a C plot from one of the prequels, but it also only makes up about 20 minutes of the movie.

    Meanwhile, you get the best visuals in the series, Mark Hamill's excellent performance, the crackling back and forth between Kylo and Rey, and a real sense that there are stakes in the story. It certainly wasn't boring.

    I see nothing but facts

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    Just finished Last Jedi

    Still top 3

  • Dec 19, 2019
    Noir

    The casino plot is straight garbage, it's like a C plot from one of the prequels, but it also only makes up about 20 minutes of the movie.

    Meanwhile, you get the best visuals in the series, Mark Hamill's excellent performance, the crackling back and forth between Kylo and Rey, and a real sense that there are stakes in the story. It certainly wasn't boring.

    Casino plot does far more damage than its 20 min runtime suggests. Basically ensures that Finn gets no interesting development and it sacrifices one of the best dynamics that was set up in the 1st movie (finn/poe)

  • Dec 19, 2019

    why all these tlj stans mad about tros? i thought it was just a movie about space wizards. get over it man

  • Dec 19, 2019
    mjpplus

    Just finished Last Jedi

    Still top 3

  • Dec 19, 2019
    Wahi

    These metaphors wild, WTF

    Hahaha I’m an artist

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    In writing my review of The Last Jedi for letterboxd, I ended up writing a 3 page defense of it lmao

  • Dec 19, 2019

    this was terrible

  • Dec 19, 2019

    TLJ is the best Star Wars film

    Knew JJ would f*** it up

  • Dec 19, 2019
    Doggo

    "It represents the cultural theft of Star Wars from today’s kids by today’s arrested-development-stricken adults. Star Wars was a franchise first and foremost for children, and the kids who grew up with Harry Potter, The Hunger Games and the MCU have embraced harsh truths and challenging narratives. Lucasfilm and Disney’s The Rise of Skywalker feels explicitly crafted for the “Rian Johnson ruined Star Wars!” and “George Lucas ruined my childhood!” demographics, right down to its near erasure of Kelly Marie Tran’s Rose Tico. It’s bad enough that adults no longer see grown-up movies in theaters, but now yesterday’s geeks who have taken over pop culture feel entitled to have the kid-friendly franchises aimed at them as well."
    https://www.forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2019/12/18/review-disney-and-lucasfilms-star-wars-the-rise-of-skywalker-is-a-terrible-end-to-the-skywalker-saga/

    Blacked out on this one

  • Dec 19, 2019

    Already has a much lower IMDB score than TLJ

    Thanks neckbeards for ruining Star Wars with your whining

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    Thichquangduck

    I was more just like when a woman gets d***ed down and whole time he like “ they call me nine inch nigga” then he says “ it’s in and I’m like where “ Ana he like “ did I say 9 inches I meant centimeters I’m from the UK” then he smiles and every stroke you see his crooked ass teeth and feel nothing til eventually you fake an o***** so he stops because you are afraid the dry friction of your P**** and his micro p**** may set off your smoke alarm and you want to use the batteries from the smoke alarm for your vibrator after he leaves

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    if this movie bad it’s still rian Johnson’s fault

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    Flower

    Had to write it as layered as Watchmen tv show thinks it is . Was inspired by today I figured out TI stood for ten inches player . Deleted his discography on the spot

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    All this hate y’all give rian I’m inducting Him into black delegation.

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    Thichquangduck

    Had to write it as layered as Watchmen tv show thinks it is . Was inspired by today I figured out TI stood for ten inches player . Deleted his discography on the spot

    I-

  • Dec 19, 2019
    Flower

    I-

    Can’t have no rapper basically named big d*** in my discography who wears wife beaters and doesn’t let his wife or daughter queef

  • Dec 19, 2019

    Tf

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    Thichquangduck

    All this hate y’all give rian I’m inducting Him into black delegation.

    Really? He put white women in power in his film while doing nothing for Finn or Poe. Only two minorities in lead roles got s***ted on lol

  • Dec 19, 2019
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    Heat27

    Really? He put white women in power in his film while doing nothing for Finn or Poe. Only two minorities in lead roles got s***ted on lol

    Y’all know Disney said focus on who can sell action figures . “ minorities don’t have action figure money and statistically white characters sell the most merch . Costumes and action figures “

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    Y’all shocked Finn and Poe had no story when you know Disney uses minorities as props for the pamphlet .

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    Kenny Hendrix

    if this movie bad it’s still rian Johnson’s fault

    This is entirely the fault of JJ and the man that wrote BvS

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    Ayo who approved of this script lmao

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