Me and my boy were looking for a nice massage place where we can get deep tissue massages and maybe a happy ending (I have no shame idc)

We went to this one place because it was the only place open and the lady said there was only one person available. At this point I was like f*** it I just want to get a good massage cause my muscles been so sore from working out.

I convince my bro to let me go first cause I’ve never had a massage before.

The lady who processed our payment ended up being the masseuse or whatever the term is. Late 40s Asian lady. Wasn’t even fine or anything. And I paid 50$ Upfront for a 30 minute massage.

Tell me why this b**** just oiled my body up and massaged me lightly for like 15 minutes. I kept telling her to apply a lot of pressure to my back and shoulders cause I just had a heavy back workout a day or two before. She just kept caressing my thighs and arms wit the oil & s*** lmao.

then she put hot towels over me was like “okay u just relax now, I go do your friend”

I’m like... tf u mean relax, I paid for 30 minutes of massage. My muscles sore. I timed it, it definitely was not 30 minutes of massage. I paid u for 30 minutes

She was the only person in the building though so I didn’t want to press her about the rest of my massage and have her feel threatened or some s*** cause I’m not a d***, but I asked her twice like what about the rest of my massage?

I just relaxed and texted my buddy I’m never going back there again

My muscles still sore smh. And then she had the nerve to ask for a tip after she got done with him and we were leaving. F*** outta here.

Lmfao

shouldve did the Deshaun Watson at the end and got your moneys worth

and man don't go looking for a happy ending most of those women are trafficked and work in very seedy places

you walked in expecting a happy ending and got reality

op wanna be bob kraft smh

knew who it was entering lol

you know this aint a p***o right

maybe she not really a masseuse and was waiting for you to pull your d*** out?

off topic short of but when I got my first massage the lady was grabbling my buttocks for part of the session

I really didn't expect that

@mods pls ban this guy

op exists in the lineage of mclovin

(I have no shame idc)

shoulda asked your boy to do the happy ending no h***

They could've just jacked each other off and saved $50 each. Some of you just aren't good with all this money stuff..

Think I am gonna become a masseuse
relaxed environment
okay money

how good is your grip?

don't know
but play guitar so the fingers got muscle
but I will take a course

I got that old man strength bby fwm

Me and my girl was just talking about doing a couples massage the other day, have always been curious in trying acupuncture or a hot stone whatever.

mf like me still woulda been hard as a rock

"maybe a happy ending"

OP is a fiend

So mf’s gonna act like they didn’t see this post??