Todays the day

whats everyone wearing to the rapture

Wyd today king

What if you got the bubble guts

Full truey so when someone sees it on the ground they new a real 1 once stood

tonight

Getting Raptured

I was thinking of grabbing a juice but I might hit that s*** up with u lowkey

Gonna ask Jesus if i can have one last beer

I still remember the 2012 apocalypse hype lol. Ended up being the most boring day of the year

hi

ama

Jokes on you, thats the day our universe merged with others. Been downhill since

"who all gonna be there"

Lock thread and ban op

sounds freaky

Any minute now

Did Jesus personally type this?

Did they not have capitalization back then?

State of Play final announcement.

S*** missed the release date they're treating this like the Donda rollout

Jesus is reportedly f***ing furious and stormed off the stadium

you’re on borrowed time

Jesus is a perfectionist, he has to get his lighting set up just right for his descent.

When Jesus raptures everyone but you because you continued to anticipate the Bully release, and as his final act he appears before you, grabs your shoulder with comfort and says “Hey champ, I’m sorry, but he’s washed.” and then flies away.