my favorite part is that he was specific enough to give two dates but also apparently jesus was like "uuhhhh we'll see bro, maybe tuesday or wednesday. not sure"

Matthew 24:36-44

36 No one knows about that day or hour (of Jesus return), not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.

37 As it was in the days of Noah, so will it be at the coming of the Son of Man.

38 For in the days before the flood, people were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, up to the day Noah entered the ark.

39 And they were oblivious, until the flood came and swept them all away. So will it be at the coming of the Son of Man.

40 Two men will be in the field: one will be taken and the other left.

41 Two women will be grinding at the mill: one will be taken and the other left.

42 Therefore keep watch, because you do not know the day on which your Lord will come.

43 But understand this: If the homeowner had known in which watch of the night the thief was coming, he would have kept watch and would not have let his house be broken into.

44 For this reason, you also must be ready, because the Son of Man will come at an hour you do not expect.

@jesusbot

Jesus gotta check in with me first.

What’s he gonna say when nothing happens

Couldn’t even give an exact day

The cocky want boing boing guy has really stepped up his game I see

Lets gooooo

does australia get the midnight jesus drop first or which timezone is he going off on

Nobody knows the day of His return. It will come like a thief in the night according to the Bible. Whenever he comes, it's not going to be some joke. You will fall flat on your face if you think you have something slick to say to the God of the universe.

Humble yourselves and repent while you still can. Drop your pride and self-righteousness. You might think you're a good person and that you are good enough on your own to deserve God's favour, but you are not a righteous person in the eyes of God, and nor am I. We're all sinners in need of God's grace.

The creator of the universe was humble enough to step down from his almighty position by becoming flesh and walking alongside us through Jesus Christ.

He suffered on earth when he didn't even have any obligation to do so, and then sacrificed himself in a painful and humiliating way for our sake to save us from our own destructive ways and display how much he loves us and wants us to reconnect with him.

Get right with God, KTT.

i believe him

in some regions of the world it might be the following day already. maybe he's accounting for time differences

Some of yall just ain’t making it into the kingdom living with certain ways

He's coming at 11:58 pm and it will take a bit to descend from heaven

For the people joking ITT have mercy on them Lord for they don’t know any better

Something Happened gang, we rise

Cancel me now i b f***in dem white hoes

The Christ is already here in the hearts of those who awaken and people are awakening everyday

Atleast that’s my understanding

This guy is a generational tweeter

protestantism

idc if it's a grift. i need something to believe

Let’s get it

There's alot of truth to it

But idk the bible and what jezus actually did

But yeah I do believe so, he would've been persecuted, again

On a Tuesday? Really?