if you kill jim carrey and get arrested in court the prosecution presents the weapons of mask destruction

god this thread is so dogshit

if anyone ever tells me they're getting "high off life" i'm staging an intervention

would an intervention in that case be your closest friends and family sitting you down and telling you to exit the chat, or just to start being more miserable

she a p**** fly trap; a real "little shop of horrors"

^me describing my friend's wife to said friend

i was thinking about how if someone got addicted to sleeping pills and just took a s*** ton of them whenever they woke up and went back to sleep

lots of d**** put you on vicious cycles but for some reason that one is so funny to me, like is a bender just going into hibernation

i found this and felt like i was obligated to reconnect these long-lost twins

I'm f***ing

i'll probably never get to hear george bush say he's gonna khs but this is close enough

metro on the beat, gucci mane got a fleet; orange vert, black rims; trick-or-treat on the street

eventually gonna make a pharrell struggle bar thread

got reminded of it listening to lemon when pharrell says “bouncing around bouncing around bouncing, hate supplements are found right in their couches”

like i find the line more hilarious than grating but still wtf kind of bar is that

also his bar about a s*** shake straight up ruined juggernaut for me lol

the phrasing of “grow-er not a show-er” kinda has implication

like i’m not naive but describing your d*** as a “show-er” just kinda has guy in a trench coat vibes more than p***star

worthy of being the 666th post itt

keep going.

God I haven't felt this lost in years.

You either gonna get it together in like 3 years or you gonna spiral more dangerously. Definitely did this out there s*** for awhile. Fun. Until it's not.
I enjoy this thread though.

3 years? i been going to bed saying tomorrow is gonna be different for 3 years

It's all about doing it

Definitely easier said than done.

I think it starts little by little. Just doing slightly more good for yourself each day until you make bigger moves.

oh that's your piece? i just copped her

you gave her everything? i just robbed her

fun fact: my ktt account was originally gonna be called dr. spaceman with an avi of chris parnell’s character from 30 rock