fancy lacriminal

12mo

The end result of Generational Wealth rap

Everest

12mo

It isn’t satire!! He owns property and says a lot of it is based on true stories

https://www.instagram.com/stories/therulernyc/3655038528225898632?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igsh=MWdia2c2N2wzM2RoaA==

Water Giver

12mo

ok nah he need his ass whooped for this LMAO

Everest

12mo

It isn’t satire!! He owns property and says a lot of it is based on true stories

https://www.instagram.com/stories/therulernyc/3655038528225898632?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igsh=MWdia2c2N2wzM2RoaA==

Everest

12mo

It isn’t satire!! He owns property and says a lot of it is based on true stories

https://www.instagram.com/stories/therulernyc/3655038528225898632?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igsh=MWdia2c2N2wzM2RoaA==

Everest

12mo

It isn’t satire!! He owns property and says a lot of it is based on true stories

https://www.instagram.com/stories/therulernyc/3655038528225898632?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igsh=MWdia2c2N2wzM2RoaA==

Water Giver

12mo

the full lyrics are finally up online

Intro:
This goes out to all the landlords in New York City
All across the world, you know what I mean?
You know what I'm saying? It's kind of difficult
Crazy tenants and all this
Know what I'm saying?

Chorus:
Not easy, not easy, not easy at all (You gotta invest into some real estate, you know what I'm trying to tell you?)
Not easy, not easy, not easy at all
Not easy, not easy, not easy at all (Check, check, check, check, check)
Not easy, not easy, not easy at all

• Verse 1:
  Well, it's the first of the month, my, where the time went? (Ding-dong)
  Hello, you wanna give my rent? (Give me my rent)
  You're three months behind, chick, I'm highly disappointed
  Tired of huntin' you down like America's most wanted
  Now hurry up, my car's in traffic
  Oh, great, another excuse not to have it
  "My poor kid's short, Rick," your excuses sure get sadder
  But, chick, you're not paying my mortgage (My rent)
  Instead of lettin' her bird brain high talk
  I said, "Find the rent before I boot you on the sidewalk" (My rent)
  Got 'til 9:30 to bring this
  Then I'm coming back to unscrew the door hinges
  That ought to bring a little effort
  Make a motherfucker resort to these methods (Give me my rent)
  Forgot where I came from talk
  When being landlord in the city of New York is not easy

Chorus:
Not easy, not easy at at all
It ain't easy, not easy, not easy at all (Kid, it ain't easy)
Not easy, not easy, not easy at all
Not easy, not easy, not easy at all

• Verse 2:
  S*** sound like a riot
  'Til I rang the doorbell and everybody got quiet (Give me my rent)
  All of a sudden, hearing failing 'em
  Also got a problem giving rent to an alien
  Can you believe broke wanna act biased?
  Not white or Asian, and they were Black like my ass
  Instead of grabbing my TEC, crashing in there
  Yoohoo, derelict, I know your ass is in there (My rent)
  The door unlocked, they went, "Rick"
  I said, "You know what time it is, please up the rent quick" (My rent)
  What I'm gonna do with 'em?
  I didn't buy my house just for them to come and ruin 'em
  Though I'm poppin' mad s***, they had to listen
  Know this type of attitude might send me back to prison
  Getting my rent from the b**** like hell, it is
  Then be tryna move in stupid relatives (My rent)
  Couldn't start to count the men the b**** went through
  Then be giving me mad problems when my rent's due
  "You need it now?" Mandatory, miss
  And could you keep the place clean, you unsanitary b****?
  Roaches, mice, kept floor sloppily
  Chick, you know you're lowering the value of my property? (My rent)
  Forgot where I came from talk
  Being landlord in the city of New York is not easy

Chorus:
Not easy, not easy at all
Not easy, not easy, not easy at all (I said it ain't easy)
Not easy, not easy at all
Not easy, not easy, not easy at all

• Verse 3:
  So much racket, other tenants can't hack it
  What the f*** is wrong with this trifling-ass crackhead? (Give me my rent)
  Stressed the old lady upstairs 'til her heart went
  Mad traffic running in and out the chick apartment (My rent)
  Section 8 paid welfare follows
  Think the b**** could come up with fifty damn dollars? (Give me my rent)
  Not to mention, the world worst w****
  And I heard was selling mad crack out my first floor (Rent)
  Every month, chick coming up short
  So I called Section 8 and said I'm taking her to court (My rent)
  They act like, "Mi no hable English or Spanish"
  Then she had a baby and the baby cold vanished
  I had to jump, she left out hurriedly
  Exterminate the chick apartment thoroughly (Give me my rent)
  All of this forgetting where I came from talk
  When being landlord in the city of New York is not easy

Chorus/Outro:
Not easy, not easy at all (Kid, it ain't easy)
Not easy, not easy at all
Not easy, not easy, not easy at all
Not easy, not easy, not easy at all (Son, it ain't easy)
Not easy, not easy at all
Not easy, not easy, not easy at all (It's not easy)
Not easy, not easy at all (It ain't easy)
Not easy, not easy at all (Tryna tell you it's not easy, my rent)
Not easy, not easy at all (My rent)
Not easy, not easy at all (It ain't easy)
Not easy, not easy at all
Not easy, not easy at all (It ain't easy, kid)
Not easy, not easy at all

Everest

12mo

It isn’t satire!! He owns property and says a lot of it is based on true stories

https://www.instagram.com/stories/therulernyc/3655038528225898632?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igsh=MWdia2c2N2wzM2RoaA==

Notmyfirst

12mo

It’s a bit