Don’t get your s***and paychecks from the same place. Go to bar!

Just turned 30 and redownloaded hinge im getting desperate bros

30 is not old enough to be having this crisis 🤣

I’ve never been with anyone man

I take it you’re American I can’t find demographic data past 2024 but

around age 30 & 31 is the average American man reaching a serious relationship stage

Yeah you’re s*** at this because it’s new to you but why would you be embarrassed swimming for the first time. Obviously you’re going to be bad. Focus on surviving (in this metaphor: compatibility, stability and someone being there for you)

I’d also rather be single and curious than pissed off in a relationship

I met my partner of 5 years on hinge.

We ain't together anymore but relationships can be found on there. More so than tinder atleast

Where can I find any of that

Use hinge until you have the confidence to speak to women in your hobbies. What are your hobbies?

Bars, coffee shops, wherever you do your hobbies, I mean literally anywhere in the world

I don’t drink. If I went to a coffee shop what am I supposed to do? Just approach a girl who’s sitting by herself? That sounds awkward af

Title change is legit hilarious