Noir

6y

There's a chapter in Drake's upcoming authorized biography that confirms it.

Chapter 1

"In Her Feelings"

It was the spring of 2018. Drake took a short walk across the well-manicured lawns of his Calabasas home to give his neighbor Kanye free beats, donated by his friend Noah. He recalled their earlier conversation.

"Our brother Kanye is in trouble. He's having mental problems," Drake said, utilizing his keen skill for observation.

"Yeah, Champagne Papi, you're right like always. I have 400 amazing beats lying around that I made yesterday. I'll give him some!"

"That's so kind of you, Noah. Maybe I'll ask him for a beat in return someday...that Lift Yourself beat sounds dope as hell." He paused to feel his expertly-groomed goatee. "How is your MS doing today?"

"It's much better, thank you. I have a long time still on this earth."

Drake rapped aggressively on the door of Kanye West's mansion, with a USB drive of 40's beats in his other hand. He waited patiently until, at last, Kim Kardashian emerged, wearing only a nightgown. It was 3 PM.

"Hey, Kim. Where's Kanye? I wanted to share some beats with him."

"Oh, Champagne Papi," Kim proclaimed, "he's off saying offensive things and betraying his race."

"That's a shame," Drake said with a lick of his pouting lips. "I'll come back later."

Kim reached out to Drake before he could turn around. "No, please don't leave. He will be home soon."

"Alright, Kim. I can chill for a bit." Drake entered the large, lonely mansion and the door closed behind them automatically. Drake took out his phone, a prototype iPhone X Max, to check on his good friends at Da Kompound.

Kim turned to Drake with a flourish. "Put that expensive, studly phone down. I need your," she whispered in his ear, "...Papiconda."

To be continued.

Karl Marx

6y

Wayne’s still tryna kick the H to this day

Tyler

6y

lmaooo

PapaBean

6y

Foreal tho that “my child is a product of me” part is cold as f*** lol

Tyler

6y

''That decide to take the fun out, maybe cause I like to be where the sun out''

''Wish I had a f***ing x**** problem so yall could talk about how deep I am''

he was upset

Nozuka

6y

Ain’t no pizza, get out !!!!

Speakers

6y

Eminem has a family of tortoises in his backyard, each with separate little houses with their name on top.

PapaBean

6y

I’m sure some of it had to do with the reception Earl was getting without him really emphasizing how important Tyler was for the come up

Speakers

6y

Eminem has a family of tortoises in his backyard, each with separate little houses with their name on top.

Tyler

6y

Not only that but I think a lot of it had to do with Earl posting on twitter ''OF is DEAD'' or whatever and literally said on his album

''I was making waves, you was surfing in 'em
Dealing with the stomach pains just from birthing niggas' s***''

Earl also produced most of IDLSIDGO-

Tyler on F*** IT

''wish that they could f*** with my production
Saying you the plug, get your chords up
I was writing string sections on my tour bus''

There was def sumn to it

Tyler

6y

Michael Jackson hated jews after his label issues

Tyler

6y

Not only that but I think a lot of it had to do with Earl posting on twitter ''OF is DEAD'' or whatever and literally said on his album

''I was making waves, you was surfing in 'em
Dealing with the stomach pains just from birthing niggas' s***''

Earl also produced most of IDLSIDGO-

Tyler on F*** IT

''wish that they could f*** with my production
Saying you the plug, get your chords up
I was writing string sections on my tour bus''

There was def sumn to it

Karl Marx

6y

Earl also decided that for where he was at in his career he didn’t wantto do EARLWOLF and Tyler was offended

Tyler

6y

Well im glad OF is dead, everyone prospering, Earl, Tyler, Frank, Syd, other guys seem to be doing alright too.

Hopefully in 10 years we get a final collab album

Tyler

6y

Well im glad OF is dead, everyone prospering, Earl, Tyler, Frank, Syd, other guys seem to be doing alright too.

Hopefully in 10 years we get a final collab album