my nigga said we need a space heater i said what u mean this?

rob your roommate and tell em you got home and the door was unlocked and you dont know what happen

Sock homie in the chest

Only correct answer tbh

even say you missing something, make it realistic

How tall you is how tall he is?

show your roommate your reddit posts
and tell him you are on the edge with nothing to lose

LMAOOOOOOO. Print them out and slide them under his door

Once again op has problems in their life that can simply be solved or figured if they would simply talk to the human being & have a conversation like an adult human

whattt its all love fam 😭

Charisma is a super power too

hide some of his things and say someone robbed your apartment becase he left the door unlocked

the more I think about it OP the type to take it too far and his roommate actually call the cops then he has to lie and make up a story to them and probably get caught for stealing from him

just move bruh

"Now it's cold outside, and this dude is trying to get everyone sick."

I already know u a lil b****

His entire internet history is b****ing about other people without ever taking self-responsibility lol

I mean I get I should communicate more but how am I avoiding self-responsibility? Post some examples.

You make it sound like every thread is my fault

??? 66 is way too cold in January

The leasing manager called me but I didn’t answer. I’m going to give it another day and sleep on it tonight because I’m conflicted.

I’d feel too weird even grabbing something from him without asking. I would rather just change units. He’s very friendly though so I may just ask him about locking the door when he comes back.

he's very friendly but you ain't say s*** to him yet?

Not gon read cuz leaving doors unlocked is hella stupid

get keyfobs installed

66 in January is craaaazy!