Now waiting for Grand Hefty Ballzo 6

no

people itt with boyfriends though?

plenty

For my fellow indians itt!

@mods get this man, he is having a GOOD TIME

Borrowed time

All the p****’s in this game have to be flaccid because It's illegal to show a boner in the UK where the devs are or produce the content. It has to be less flaccid than a banana. (Not a joke)

Games I’ve never played:
GTA I
GTA II
GTA III
GTA IV
GTA V
GTA VI

Imagine they had to show up and flick them to verify for legal purposes

Everyone in GTA has erectile dysfunction

List is pretty small. You played every single game outside the main GTA titles?

My Dad briefly worked with Straus Zelnick in the 90's and says that guy is obsessed with P****

Games I've never played:
GTA VII
GTA VIII
GTA Anywhere City
GTA Detroit
GTA Cybercrunk 2006

Next you're gonna be telling me smoking cigarettes is the cause

Tried, but didn’t like doing crime. GTA V requires you to shoot police officers in the opening scene. Just couldn’t do it.

Just like everyone itt. Amazing!

Lmfao. They’re not f***ing around

Will finally have one in GTA VI!

Confirmed staged

Judging by your list you’ve played games like GTA Chinatown wars, vice city stories, the ballad of gay Tony though

They should put mental illness in the game I want to be a schizo

Only seen condom eyes say he don't care, over and over and over again

Need the dating system back with option to start a family and then another option to ditch them

Need CondomEyes as a playable character

Teach your son to live without a father