You are so cool can I suck your cock?

If POTTY directed this trilogy:

TFA stays as is

TLJ would’ve had Rey and Finns romance blooming while Rey trains with Luke. Kylo somewhere being a mad ass nigga. First order does some bad s*** so luke/rey confront kylo/hux after her training. Kylo gets the upper hand and Luke sacrifices himself to save her. Except she doesnt escape bc kylo tells her he knows who her parents are

TROS Rey still mia presumed dead but her presence is felt by leia and Finn. Finn discovers he’s force sensitive this way and leia begins training him. Kylo takes Rey to palpatine who is her great grandfather. Palpatine reveals snoke was a pawn to get closer to kylo but now that he has Rey he doesn’t need him. Exiles kylo and leaves him for dead. Villagers find him on some random planet and notify the resistance. Leia finds him, he tells her everything and turns good after realizing Han was right/regrets killing him. Poe and Finn go to save Rey. Rey is palpatines new apprentice. Palp kills poe and almost Finn until Ben helps him. Rey and Finn lightsaber duel. Ben vs palpatine. Finn emotional during fight with Rey bc he doesn’t want to hurt her but she’s just giving blank stares not even talking. Ben overpowered by palpatine using force lightning. Leia saves him as it turns out leia and ben followed Poe and Finn to exogol. Leia kills palp and frees Rey from sith mind control.

lol

Finally I can find out what my opinion of the movie is.

JJ is a hack

It’s sad cuz like TLJ decisions or not, at least it stuck with its decisions and didn’t fix its character choices 20 mins later like Chewbacca and 3PO

Wish JJ could've just been in charge of all 3 movies so we could've had some actual consistency between the movies lmao this trilogy was really all over the place

Like the f***?

How you hating on red letter media when they chill and in depth

He isn’t the greatest writer and hasn’t written anything great this decade . Last good writing was super 8 and even that had problems

After TLJ there was only one logical direction. They pulled the emperor outta their asses to fill the "big baddie" role, but guess what that shouldve been Kylo all along. F*** a redemption, double down on him as a villain.

Amazing f***ing film; the best in the entire Star Wars cannon

So hold up did they really release that Mandalorian Ep before this movie just to remind people that force healing is a thing

people really criticizing this movie for making all of Rian’s plot points irrelevant, as if he didn’t just do the same thing to the movie before it

they’re both really bad directions & y’all jumping through hoops to justify one over the other

lmao “the movie before it” stole every plot point from a previous Star Wars film, so it was a smart move by a great director to act like it didn’t exist while making his own.

i f*** with TLJ and Skywalker tho

I think its coincidental, I dont believe this franchise has that type of planning. plus baby yoda teased that in episode 2, but Mando pushed him off

bro get a grip

I can't think of another reason why you would move the episode up to Wednesday instead of Friday. The next episode is going back to the original schedule

it was obvious from the first time you see him in TFA that he’s not made for the big bad role. that’s like the entire point of his character bruh, he was trying to be something he wasn’t because of other people. seems like a lot of these movies went right over y’alls heads

Found this article too forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2019/12/23/the-mandalorian-only-has-one-connection-to-star-wars-rise-of-skywalker/#571580d963bb

it went up on Wednesday because they showed a sneak peek of Skywalker after the episode

they did it because SW released that same day. always widespread coverage of one thing > one day of it

it does not matter.

this is a t r i l o g y.

if you completely disregard the overarching narrative than it’s bound to be trash.

what Rian was selfish as f*** & JJ equally as selfish.

both directors looking like some 🤡🤡 out here.

this is the real life Palpatine fr. shes evil as hell

she dont know wtf she doing