just watched
i hate those corny one liners so much
And it shouldn't be that hard. As much s*** as Marvel gets I think they do it perfectly especially with the humor cause it isn't actually jokes - it's just characters acting appropriately to ridiculous situations the way those characters would.
Contrast the "Scott is a baby" scene from Endgame with "ThEy C@​N fLIIIiii N0W ×3"
Imagine if Ep 8 focused on the love triangle/moral tug of war between Finn/Rey/Kylo like TFA setup and it ended with Rey going with Kylo and Kylo putting a galaxy wide bounty on Finn's head, setting up Ep 9 Finn to be a fugitive on the run on some John Wick in space s*** with a painted and modified Stormtrooper outfit hunting bad guys/being a hero around the galaxy as a sort of "boogeyman" (with braids/rick ross beard without the helmet ofc)
Imagine if Ep 8 focused on the love triangle/moral tug of war between Finn/Rey/Kylo like TFA setup and it ended with Rey going with Kylo and Kylo putting a galaxy wide bounty on Finn's head, setting up Ep 9 Finn to be a fugitive on the run on some John Wick in space s*** with a painted and modified Stormtrooper outfit hunting bad guys/being a hero around the galaxy as a sort of "boogeyman" (with braids/rick ross beard without the helmet ofc)
Well i’ll give you this. It’s better as a premise then tros
Imagine if Ep 8 focused on the love triangle/moral tug of war between Finn/Rey/Kylo like TFA setup and it ended with Rey going with Kylo and Kylo putting a galaxy wide bounty on Finn's head, setting up Ep 9 Finn to be a fugitive on the run on some John Wick in space s*** with a painted and modified Stormtrooper outfit hunting bad guys/being a hero around the galaxy as a sort of "boogeyman" (with braids/rick ross beard without the helmet ofc)
it's as if JJ and Co listened to one of these horrible ideas and actually made it into a movie
it's as if JJ and Co listened to one of these horrible ideas and actually made it into a movie
Well put, I seriously can’t understand people defending this film, even from a filmmaking perspective it’s an absolute jarring mess when you watch this in comparison to the first two.
Everything is rapidly moving and full of constant unearned moments.
The editing is f***ing bizarre and stinks of reshoots.
People complained about TLJ subverting expectations poorly yet we got these putrid takeouts and attempts at surprise that didn’t work or convince at all because they were directed by a hack and written by buffoons. They really saw the endgame success and caved into the neckbeards and “real” Star Wars fans who didn’t care about important things in a movie like story, smart characters decisions, proper pacing, intelligent ways to move the plot forward, earned moments... and decided that the only thing they really wanted was it to feel like a “Star Wars!!!” Movie. Well, this is that, a film full of ridiculous check marked choices and moments that literally feel like they’re asking the audience to clap.
I really like TFA/TLJ for their own reasons and admittedly their both flawed but damn they are coherent, confident films that aren’t pandering to the neckbeard demographic that’ll never be pleased.
It’s quite sad that this was the most spineless, soulless attempt to please the worst aspect of Star Wars, the “fandom”.
facts It crazy how the pandering somewhat worked i've seen people put this in their top 3's. If you like this movie im glad you feel that way but this movie to me is just mindless fan-service with pretty visuals .
it's as if JJ and Co listened to one of these horrible ideas and actually made it into a movie
which idea
Rey and Kylo making out (Skywalker lineage is heavily implied that it had originated from Shev so this might be another incest kiss)
Palpatine is utilized terribly for the plot
JJ retcons tons of TLJ (bad or good) just to satisfy neckbeards who cried about the decisions made, which makes the tone and pacing of the film a complete mess.
Fake Out Chewie Death
Fake Out C-3PO memory wipe (spiritual death)
Kylo doesn’t die irredeemable, his pull to the light isn’t really earned, Leia is killed off in the corniest way to bring her son back and then he becomes bland saying barely anything
Finn and Poe don’t have interesting enough arch’s/ much to do.
Rey is a Palpatine (terrible retcon) this takes away from the universe, making it feel smaller and her taking the last name of Skywalker felt so unearned.
Need i go on?
TALK YOUR S*** EMERY.
Man is getting “bullied” for liking TROS
https://youtu.be/hqDNfBitKiI
People are wylin lmao
I can't believe this he used to be all over my recommendations with TLJ hate and fan theory videos and now they calling him a shill you hate to see it
To put it simply
I think Ep 8 should've focused on a love triangle between Rey/Finn/Kylo ending with Rey going with Kylo and Finn being a fugitive
Ep 9 would be 1 year later and the main characters are separated (Poe as general, Finn as space John Wick in a stormtrooper outfit), so it's about bringing the group back together and bringing Rey to the light/killing Kylo