*looks at OP*

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Said it before and I’ll say it again, he needs to develop a serious heroin habit before recording any more music. This would be the best possible career move for him.
He would produce a deranged, dark, d***ged out experimental album that would be praised. He’d give grizzly accounts of life and the situations he gets into while being a fiend, and hustling pills on the side to fuel his addiction as people begin to distance themselves from him. Soon it would come out about his addiction and the media would be buzzing. Scandal after scandal would arise and he’d be the most talked about person in the world as he continues down this dark path of addiction and insanity. Then, he would get arrested for possession and do a stint in jail, adding credibility to the hard image he’s been trying to adopt for sometime. The #FreeDrake movement would be like nothing we’ve ever seen before and it would spark an international conversation about how we treat addicts (rehabilitative vs punitive punishment.
Drake would get out, get clean, and become the face of the opiate epidemic sweeping North America, opening him up to even wider audiences and platforms. His first album after release would sell a million first week and be praised, as Drizzy explores a whole new realm of lyrical content reflecting on his past degenerate behavior and becomes a symbol of hope for millions dealing with addiction. This would be great for his image, solidify him as one of the greatest rappers ever, and create worldwide change that benefits millions for years to come.
The best possible thing drake could do for his career is to start doing as much dog food as possible, as soon as possible.

this thread was just a ploy to get off a decade old copypasta? we’re cooked

aint s*** else to talk about

Bishop Nehru

Lmaooo what the f***

I have incredible news

Kidnapped, jailed and robbed? All you do is spam hundreds of incomprehensible posts and Wolf of Wall Street gifs. Who is kidnapping you?

Cole.

I need him be more feral on better grounded instrumentals. No more of these regressive "I think I'll wetire, b-b-b-but maybe not who knows" ass nursery rhymes people gas. F*** these skimpy features. F*** the humble poverty lifestyle. F*** that ugly ass shoe deal. F*** that garbage ass basketball stint. Get back in the booth with silverware and lighter at the ready. I need to hear the belt fasten before a verse. Throw a few reverbs over it so the slap against skin is audible. He should only be allowed to leave the studio after either a tooth falls out, or when another fix is scheduled.

sequel please

That's actually sad. Dude got put on by Nas and DOOM as a teenager and wound up like that

Lil twist would be rapping like Jay Z if that spoon was empty and cold and that money was low . You can say this about anybody

youtube.com/watch?v=aOnccmrnkDc

I mean I guess DOOM was infamously an alcoholic

I'll take henny over heroin idk man

I'll stick to being addicted to my phone

I don’t think he was using regularly, just “tried” it as a novelty for the video

Rick ross skinny era

you fr brah?

BEST BELIEVE I AINT GOT NO GIMMICK