Tried to tell y’all way way back then that my trains on schedule
Had I dropped in O 10 they woulda blamed Sotereo
But now we got a white devil up in the White House
I dropped one, y’all leaked the other, this worlds been lights out.
I sit back, sip some cocoa, back in my hibernation
Obvious this world ain’t ready for the Hebrews nor Islamic Nation.

Nah the bars are just ass. you made a thread to get some bars out and i’m just saying they’re terrible. You’re 30 something so you have had a lot of time to come up with something better

I'm not even 30 yet and you're just a permanent virgin who's mad that someone made a hilarious thread bc you worship a whole another man.

F*** off and get a life. Everybody enjoyed this thread except you

Lmfao its not even that serious.

Nah your reply was too aggressive. Watch how you speak to me you little b****.

Shut the f*** up mate

Not gonna post the avy

Requesting a verse about fellating Farrakhan

In

My butthole drops s*** out my ass just to heal me
I s*** on these rappers as if I'm still a baby

Farrakhan's speech

Children's cheering

Verse 1:

Strike the gong as I bless the beat
Roc Nation, from the temple to the street
I'm on a kill streak against those demons
Demonstrate the truth covered in linen
Alhamdulillah as salamu alaykum
Hip Hop scriptures against impending doom
Had a child with miss Badu
She told me to go through
Building my empire (Jay Z adlib)
Like the state building free of free masons
Investigate your soul like Perry Mason
Sipping on this Merlot, thoughts of my caison

You can tell jay elect unmatched cus none of this s*** sounds like something he would ever say

A lot of times these threads can really nail an artist. Not this time

Nah we nailed it. S*** is exaggerated for the lolz, it's called satire.

Yeah this is a really hard one to do imo, I started to give it some thought because usually I like doing these but I would need to really take my time and open a bunch of different tabs of mythology and religion

If you start opening tabs and s*** you're missing the point lol just have fun, Mike22 made up a bunch of words and it was funny af. Nobody expects you to ghostwrite for Jay E bro.

Whats the news
I hate jews

Call me Jay ElecLagos Hakeem Abdul Olajuwon, my ministry was precipitated by the words of Lord Farrahkhan

I feel you, I’m saying that’s how I would normally approach it but with Jay I almost don’t even feel like I can make a good enough satire for my standards without knowing way more than I do about mythology and s*** lol. I don’t wanna just be reductive and say “your reign on the top was shorter than leprechauns, I spit that Quran and expecto patronum you’re gone, by the way I have spoken to Sean ‘Puffy’ Combs on more than one occasion”

Bars