It's a hoot! I'd highly recommend

Lmao they already pointed it out

Project Tupac Song

all this overly positive talk leading up to release always leads us to the same place...

"immediate modern classic"

stfu

genuinely so disheartening when they say dumb s*** like "MOVIE OF THE DECADE!!" for every movie these days lmao

its some actual bullshit.

i'd like this movie to be good... i love ryan. but he's been pretty disappointing lately.

this PAYOLA s*** kills me

saw the trailer on IMAX few weeks ago, and its visually incredible but idk I just dont think it'll live upto the expectations (hope it does tho)

F*** Mary Kill

yeah i mean even just the fact that this has to be an event movie in IMAX... like, does it actually? or you just want a couple extra bucks per ticket?

everything is in imax. it's easy to make space look cool and good.

damn im bout to get mad bitter...

but even this being IP is disappointing; what if we got a big and imaginative film like this, starring a star like him, with a team and a budget... but it was ORIGINAL.

just afraid that it'll never happen again

meanwhile tweets are the thing shepherding these people and THATS marketing nowadays.

i didnt wanna say it but yeah im too cynical for this s***

not for the movie itself, i'm a soft dork and get my heart strings hit by movies really easily

but these twitter reactions like

'For 2 hours, I became a dreaming kid in front of the tv'
'This movie will heal you and all of us'
'You will fall in love with movies again'
'I will remember the humanity and hope in PROJECT HAIL MARY for my entire life'
'You will be changed by this deeply moving masterpiece'
'This dazzling HUMAN epic will move you to tears'

just make me switch off. i'm not sure exactly what decidedly bad movie this stuff reminds me of but it always reminds me of a specific corny social media embargo glaze that coalesced around a really bad movie

Nah f***in Mary then killing her after is nasty work

tapping in

Lmaooo I became a dreaming kid and “this will heal us” is mad funny

Bruh

Like, what in the Kumbaya hell is going on lol

Reviewers have gotten worse at writing what moved them about a project like they are all competing for the launch trailer quote.

spot on brother. its almost insulting. like, you think im dumb enough to fall for this bullshit? sad part is... it works on the rest of "them"

exactly.

used to be dreams of getting your quote on the VHS cover...

that evolved into tweets from nobodies trying to get butts in seats rather than simply opining.

cannot wait to be healed by this film

I can only hope they praise my movies the same way

This part of the problem, everyone wants everything to be 5 stars and the new masterpiece

as a huge fan of the book, I have a feeling this is going to bang