Damn I really have to be precise for you guys, you take my word as law, here I’ll break it down

I get up at 5:30, shower, make coffee, stretch, then get on my PC to prep for work by 6, where I also check the scores from games and ktt

Is that okay with you

I actually like that

Doing a bit of waffling to start my day

Nope, we need more detail, Doctor.

How big was your morning constitutional? Fibre count? Urine acidity and color?

We need more!

yes!
I might do some yogurting myself

what happened to Taz's angles 🥺

I’m glad you asked

My first s*** of the day is usually around 7:15am central so I haven’t checked my fiber yet

My piss has a slight yellow tint, I’ve been very hydrated lately, it also has a tart taste to it today which is interesting

Ooh, yummy!

What the f*** are we even talking about in here man.

Bumping for the drake fans itt

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Really underrated breakfast

Just did some bananaing with my cup of coffeing

I usually keep it light in the morning

the video version of burning bridges is so much better

true!
bananaing and coffeeing was my thing for years
its a great combo

lately ive been making my own oatmeal and that f***s too. i never really ate it much before.

I use to HATE oatmeal but my wife put me on to adding fresh fruit and honey and it’s actually not bad, also keeps you full for a good while

ya thats what i like about it. its really easy to eat and in the morning im almost never hungry. and it sits really good in your stomach and keeps u full ya.

I’ve never bought the idea that he hasn’t been vulnerable on projects before this either. It’s just a dishonest take.

I can't believe kids today sit through s*** like this for hours

I have a new favorite every other day. Last time this happened was "un verana sin ti".

I ONLY VALUE THE DOOT REVIEW

Luckily I just saw the clip of him saying it on YouTube shorts and I found it relatively easy lol

I love that drake shows these people nothing but contempt

Plot Twist is hard af but funny to me. The thought of a nigga throwing up signs at Drake and him being like then throwing up the 6 is hilarious

Make Them Pay is creeping up on Tuscan Leather and Legend as his best intro

Don't worry is such a vibe. Little birdie too.

People really dismiss Bs on the table over the hook, that song is goated