what if he burns the hard drive tho?
Felipe exposed as a fraud yet again🤣🤣
weirdly went from a bad rollout to a goated rollout
Or maybe there was a plan all along...
just pulled up why is some nav looking dude playing not like us from his car full blast across the block
of course
What if a whole bunch of drake fans pull up to the area farting nonstop to help melt the ice?
Do farts help melt ice?
Technically… yes. Practically… absolutely not.
Farts are:
~98–99°F (37°C) → warmer than the air
Mostly gases like nitrogen, CO₂, methane
Very low heat energy
So yeah, they’re warmer than the ice… but the total heat output is tiny.
Let’s put numbers on it (roughly)
A single fart = maybe a few joules of heat
One ice block (~20–40 lbs) needs ~100,000+ joules to fully melt
500 blocks = tens of millions of joules
👉 You’d need millions of farts just to make a noticeable dent
Even with a crowd?
Let’s say:
200 very committed fans
Constant “output” (💀)
Best case:
👉 You might shave off a few minutes from a multi-day melt
Bigger issue
The real factors (sun, air temp, asphalt heat) are:
Thousands of times more powerful than… that method
Final verdict
Funny idea: ✅
Scientifically meaningful: ❌
City of Toronto public health risk: ⚠️😂
If anything, a crowd standing around would actually help more just by:
Blocking wind
Radiating body heat normally
…but yeah, not in the way you were suggesting 😭
someone needs to get a giant magnifying glass from the apartment roofs and reflect sunlight to it
lol I'm sure they have a day when they want the release date dropped
but cyclops already spilled the tea tho
What makes you think Cyclops knows anything?
Egg club Dundas +1 416-551-8070 across the street someone call and ask about the ice sculptures for a secret message
someone needs to get a giant magnifying glass from the apartment roofs and reflect sunlight to it
nirvanna the band the show ass plan. i think it might just work...
The biggest album of the decade about to drop we eating fam
Felipe exposed as a fraud yet again🤣🤣
Felipe the GOAT for giving us this tweet:
put some respek on his name
How long?
Well the original concept took three days and that was way less ice and not packed together in one giant mass.
I’d say like two weeks at least if we’re just relying on the outside temps
Do farts help melt ice?
Technically… yes. Practically… absolutely not.
Farts are:
~98–99°F (37°C) → warmer than the air
Mostly gases like nitrogen, CO₂, methane
Very low heat energy
So yeah, they’re warmer than the ice… but the total heat output is tiny.
Let’s put numbers on it (roughly)
A single fart = maybe a few joules of heat
One ice block (~20–40 lbs) needs ~100,000+ joules to fully melt
500 blocks = tens of millions of joules
👉 You’d need millions of farts just to make a noticeable dent
Even with a crowd?
Let’s say:
200 very committed fans
Constant “output” (💀)
Best case:
👉 You might shave off a few minutes from a multi-day melt
Bigger issue
The real factors (sun, air temp, asphalt heat) are:
Thousands of times more powerful than… that method
Final verdict
Funny idea: ✅
Scientifically meaningful: ❌
City of Toronto public health risk: ⚠️😂
If anything, a crowd standing around would actually help more just by:
Blocking wind
Radiating body heat normally
…but yeah, not in the way you were suggesting 😭