i ask the front desk to validate my parking
because i just got out the doctor office due to chronic farting

Tryna fly her but her wings lost
F*** it I know that its worth the cost

Deadass though I just wrote these in the past 10 minutes. I have better s*** but I don’t want that s*** getting taken

Break and enter, pop the lock and drop it, oooh I think I’m Huey

Gotta bird in my back pack, u can call me banjo kazooie

When the troll got behind us juke his ass out with the youie

I swear dawg I die hard, cuz my life is like a movie

My new whip foreign, she needa Visa

Put 28 inches on her like 2 Medium pizzas

shouts out for using "faraday cage" in a bar. i also used it once when writing some random lines in my notes app. cool word.

yeah you aging like wine but the cheap kind

I don't got bars I got prisons

I smoke pigs like I smoke cigs, that’s twenty dead cops a day

Penitentiary chances, the devil dances
And eventually answers to the call of Autumn
All of them fallin' for the love of ballin'
Got caught with 30 rocks, the cop look like Alec Baldwin
Inter-century anthems based off inner-city tantrums
Based off the way we was branded
Face it; Jerome get more time than Brandon
And at the airport they check all through my bag
And tell me that it’s random
But we stay winning, this week has been a bad massage
I need a happy ending and a new beginning
And a new fitted, and some job opportunities that's lucrative
This the real world, homie, school finished
They done stole your dreams, you dunno who did it
I treat the cash the way the government treats AIDS
I won't be satisfied til all my niggas get it, get it?

- piss baby

Got As in school but I know Bs and Cs, used to be on the block, I kept beans and C

God damn this is some of the hardest s*** I’ve ever read, we got some low key geniuses on KTT2

Son I'm realer in the street than I am on wax
So if you see me in New York, see me making my stacks
And if you see me on the island, you see me taking a jack
And I think I'm all that
How y'all niggas feel 'bout that?
Be careful, this rap s*** will get to ya' head
Have you screamin' "fuck the police"
When you scared of the feds
Here's a jewel: love your enemies and hate your friends
Your enemies remain the same
Your friends always change
I travel, state to state
Stash box filled with weight
Jaguar XK8
Money machine count papes'
Kites with five words
Kill them now don't wait

I posted some bars in the og ktt bars thread so I’m just gonna riff off of that

aye, shawty got good brain like hermoine
she make it disappear like Harry p with the cloak
she polish my magic wand
Head stupid good I call her dumbledore
all my b****es gay but they low key like d*** I call em dumblemore

Question everything except the pen
Like I'm on my way there, like its heaven sent
Like I'm devilish, like a couple dude's fellowships
I had to dip my hands in sin for the hell of it
Like a christening cuz I'm tryna win again
Cuz I go above and beyond to stack these dividends
Y'all pushed me to cause harm and hurt feelings man
Yet have the nerve to wonder why I keep these women friends
Cuz I.. trust these niggas as far as I can throw em
As far as I'm concerned, I hardly even know em
That could be my fault, I live different
I made mistakes in my youth cuz I've been different
Misunderstood, no pageantry
I had to cut bad ties out the faculty
If I can't trust you then there can't be we
And I'm so positive when I say I'm good doing me
Please, spare me the explanation
I know that only come around with the desperation
I think she know I only hit her up for penetration
I fell in love with the money, ain't no separation

Dumblemore was a typo but it low key made the bar harder

well ok

F*** yalll i f*** your b****
Diamonds on my wrist im the motherfucking s***
Wirst game crazy b**** game crazy
Smoking purple haze til i f***ing get lazy

Fire matches and key frames tennis courts Serena
New bars and similes a refresher course in a schemer
Harvard pen motion that s*** undeniable
Shawty trace with a pro motion (promotion) that b**** unreliable

Saving for my tracks

biter

Bizarre voice

Not y’all f***ing YouTube comment ass s*** I’m not posting my s*** in here