football in the backyard in the rain/snow
Thinking you can bench more than you really can the first time you try it
In front of a girl
Getting obliterated in video games by everyone who isnt mentally handicapped
Starting to realize my life sucks ass
first fumble, first pregnancy scare
and the scare isn't a really scare you just think because you didn't use a condom she's automatically pregnant even if you pulled out
First time busting and thinking you did something wrong
lmao
The moment you discover its not gay to dig in your hole to keep it clean and hygienic
The moment you discover its not gay to dig in your hole to keep it clean and hygienic
Post male canon events
The moment you discover its not gay to dig in your hole to keep it clean and hygienic
Gotta be prepared for the next cannon event. when your getting a b****** and this freak demon goes for the gooch and tries to slip her tongue lower
Gotta be prepared for the next cannon event. when your getting a b****** and this freak demon goes for the gooch and tries to slip her tongue lower
And you realize you aint used dude wipes on that part
Prank calls
we the new jerky boys
Prank calls
we the new crank yankers
Prank calls
u kick my dog???
Making it rain while hoes shaking asss, thighs in your face type shii
Might be the first Troy Ave Stan post I've ever liked
your homie groping your d***/balls
I was driving with a friend. I grab his leg instead of the gearstick. We both laugh and I unzip his pants
I park the car while fondling with his balls, my friend is laughing because he knows it's a joke and we're just friends. I start sucking his d*** and was about to choke on it because I'm laughing so hard. My friend is also laughing his ass off, he starts making train noise while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB CHOO CHOO"
He then c****and then I swallow it all and kiss him while both laughing cuz we know it's a joke. Gotta love making jokes with my friends bro