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this is racist!

I'm going to be 90 years old, lying in my bed, I'll call my little bees to come to my side and show them my A $ AP Mob shirt from the Testing season, so they start crying, they get excited to see the relic of the greatest rapper of all time. And then they hug me and say, "Thank you, you're the best." Then I say, "No, Rocky is the best." There drops a tear from my eye. Suddenly everything turns dark and suddenly I see a light. I'm coming. to the kingdom of heaven and the first thing I see? Jesus? no ! God? no! my mom? no ! I see ASAP Rocky staring at me then I get nervous, my hands start shaking so he comes towards me, stops in front of me, looks me in the eyes and says: "My tongue had a loss for words Cause my feelings just said it all "The agent hugs us and we begin to cry
i have my legs in the air shaking with that 5 second snippet on repeat imagining having my p**** transformed to pastrami
real Yoshi hours?
real toadette hours
i have my legs in the air shaking with that 5 second snippet on repeat imagining having my p**** transformed to pastrami
super hot
real toadette hours
lets goooooo
I'm going to be 90 years old, lying in my bed, I'll call my little bees to come to my side and show them my A $ AP Mob shirt from the Testing season, so they start crying, they get excited to see the relic of the greatest rapper of all time. And then they hug me and say, "Thank you, you're the best." Then I say, "No, Rocky is the best." There drops a tear from my eye. Suddenly everything turns dark and suddenly I see a light. I'm coming. to the kingdom of heaven and the first thing I see? Jesus? no ! God? no! my mom? no ! I see ASAP Rocky staring at me then I get nervous, my hands start shaking so he comes towards me, stops in front of me, looks me in the eyes and says: "My tongue had a loss for words Cause my feelings just said it all "The agent hugs us and we begin to cry
Yesterday, I caught the Holy Ghost on Canal St. while looking for Fine Whine I think it was because I was on L$D. As I was under the influence, I saw a girl who caught my eye. Excuse Me what's your name?" I asked. JD she responded. "Oh do you listen to Lord Pretty Flacko Jodye II ? I asked. "Who?" She responded, looking puzzled. "Never mind that" I said "Lets go get something to eat, you have such an Electric Body I know a couple of Jukebox Joints where Max B performed on the Pharsyde of town." "What do you say?" I asked. "Ummm okay" she said as she fumbled with her Wavybone necklace. "Awesome!" I exclaimed! "Meet me by the West Side Highway When we went on our date, I showed her the Better Things in life. I showed her that life is more than just making M'$, that your Dreams should give you a reason to wake up Everyday I thought forsure I was gonna get laid, but then she told me to take her Back Home.