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  • Sep 7, 2020
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    innuendo

    goat rollout

    jordanLAFF

    but in retrospect the single rollout was done well

  • Sep 7, 2020

    Crazy that we all gonna die before WLR

  • Sep 7, 2020
    Saturday

    Imagine this. You are posting on ktt2 one night and your mom says you have a visitor. You open the door and its playboi carti. you gasp. he is polite until your mom leaves and then he starts to bully you. "im gonna slap the f*** out of you. bring me to your room and dont say a thing to your mom". he is angry and in your face. you stutter "o-ok" then you two go up to your room smiling. you close the door and then he turns around and locks it. he tells you to sit on the bed. he stares at you angrily. the anger starts to die down very slowly, you wonder if you're imagining it. but eventually cartis face goes neutral. and then he frowns. and then he breaks down. "i saw your post on ktt2... the goodnight carti one..." you gasp. "im sorry! it was a joke! we just make funny jokes on ktt2 with funny faces! p-ple-" carti cuts you off and puts his finger on your lips. "i didnt say it was a bad thing." carti walks to a corner of the room and ponders his plan. "ok. go into the bathroom and change into pajames." you stare at him unable to conjure up a reply. "GO. NOW." he demands. you scramble to the closet and grab some pajamas and make your way to the bathroom. you change, and come back to the room ,and suddenly carti has changed his clothes and is laying in the bed under the covers, despite not bringing any change of clothes with him. "turn the lights off," carti demands again. you hit the switch and make your way to the bed. you sense he wants you closer. "lay down." you lay on the opposite side of the bed from carti. "make yourself comfortable. i know you've had a long day and you are tired... lets rest." you still are unable to think of what to say. playboi carti is in your f***ing bed making you go to sleep. "but one more thing..." he musters, "can you wish me good night?" you turn around and look him in the eye...

    "Good night carti"

    playboi carti is in your f***ing bed making you go to sleep.

  • tupacarti

    why is life so terrible? why is it so hard to get out of bed every morning? why does my head hurt? probably cause i haven't eaten since april, the last time you spoke to us carti. why do i have anxiety? why does it never get better? why is there a mosquito in my room zooming around, biting me on the left side of my cheek, my forehead, and even my f***ing ass cheeks in the night. why does time fly by so fast? why do i feel so disconnected from my friends? why do i not feel comfortable in my body? why does everybody make fun of trans people? why don't people show no empathy anymore? why is the world so mean? why do we gleefully devour peanut butter but arch our chin up when we pick up dogshit? why is this mosquito flying around my monitor right by spaceyy's username? why do you treat us so poorly? are we too impatient? are we too eager? do we not deserve to hear the beautiful sounds you create? why, oh why, so many why's in this world, but the biggest one of all remains: why did world wide renowned artist, Playboi Carti vanish?

    5th read.

  • Sep 7, 2020
    innuendo

    jordanLAFF

    but in retrospect the single rollout was done well

    5 months ago.

  • Sep 7, 2020
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    disbelief.

  • Sep 7, 2020
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  • Sep 7, 2020
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    hey man relax

    disbelief.

    Disarray, disarray
    Disarray, dissociate...

  • Sep 7, 2020

    oh-pee-um dreams

  • POV: it’s mid-april and you tell me 5 more months. I spit out my macchiato and howl in your face while milly rocking to @ meh. I had no idea, not even the slightest clue, of what was to come

    where the f*** is playboi carti

  • Sep 7, 2020
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    innuendo

    Disarray, disarray
    Disarray, dissociate...

    in the same place

    stuck

    stuck

  • Sep 7, 2020
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    hey man relax

    in the same place

    stuck

    stuck

    that song really foreshadowed these last 5 months im sick

  • Sep 7, 2020
    vagabonds

  • Sep 7, 2020
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    vagabonds

    that song really foreshadowed these last 5 months im sick

  • Sep 7, 2020
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    tupacarti

    im tired tupacarti

  • Sep 7, 2020
    vagabonds

    im tired tupacarti

    we all are

  • Sep 7, 2020
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    nerdy

    @bruntz WAS I NOT SAYING APRIL THIS WHOLE TIME

  • Sep 7, 2020
    nerdy

    @bruntz WAS I NOT SAYING APRIL THIS WHOLE TIME

    hall of fame post

  • Sep 7, 2020

    Hey, you lil' piss baby
    You think you're so f***ing cool? Huh?
    You think you're so f***ing tough?
    You talk a lotta big game for someone with such a small truck

  • Sep 7, 2020

    🖕😐

  • Sep 7, 2020
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    i really thought it was april

  • Sep 7, 2020
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    f*** me right

  • Sep 7, 2020
    nerdy

    i really thought it was april

    we all did bro

    i don't know why that post is jjust funny

  • Sep 7, 2020
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    nothing against NERGIN personally

    funny poster with sum funny avis