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  • CGI Dog

    not sure if i agree but tbh just glad Drake paid attention and noticed he struck gold with that one

    Tbh I feel like if I heard some of the Maid of Honor songs out I’d prob f*** w them more, it might just not be headphone music like that

    Don’t think Habibti is for me either

  • Broken clock is right twice a day

  • May 19
    sfsorrow

    really great review too

    alphonse is much better in this mode than trying to articulate his opinion while simultaneously dunking on a record

    i really liked the part about where he highlighted that he believes that drake believes he's an underdog and that having summer anthems for the girls would be validation for his hitmaker status

  • May 19
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    Called it wow I knew they were gonna pull this bullshit

  • I have been obsessed with Goose and The Juice along with Q&A

  • Project

    Called it wow I knew they were gonna pull this bullshit

    It's so predictable lol. It is like these companies have a team meeting and decide scores based on what narrative they want to push or that would drive the most views then go from there lol.

  • May 19

    I hate Drake because he is a pedofile. Should I give this album a listen? Pitchfork says yes.

  • It was fun

  • That’s right

  • Stupid ass publication man stop giving them attention

  • Deserved

  • It fits the post-beef narrative of only liking Drake With The Melodies.

  • May 19
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    quadra

    How come white men always get the Pitchfork review for the Drake main project and Alphonse only get side projects

    he criticises Iceman in the first paragraph tbf so doubt he would have given that a great score

  • LUKAS

    he criticises Iceman in the first paragraph tbf so doubt he would have given that a great score

    Pre sure the writer doesnt score the album, its an average score of x amount of staff

  • this completely destroys my narratives

  • this is actually my score too so i’m
    not mad but Alphonse def got a hard on for Sexyy Red lol

  • Unforgivable

    By Alphonse Pierre

  • eversince

    type of music them p4k workers like

  • I noticed since the score dropped, the reader score has gone up by .8

  • drake making critic bait music

  • move to Drake sxn

  • Could only give him an 8 if accompanied with “he’s desperate” 😂

  • May 19

    Just say you don’t like rap p4k

  • sfsorrow

    road trips clears easily

    DO YOU REALLY WANNA SPEND MY MONEY