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What if this is the switch 2

These f***ers keep mentioning the successor without actually announcing it😭😭😭

F*** reggie

nintendo goat

I just gave the Nintendo Sound Clock video a thumbs down on Youtube

If they were smart they would announce the clock and then a short time later say "Did you get your Nintendo Sound Clock: Alarmo yet? If you did, make sure to set your alarm for 7 AM not to miss out on a big announcement." And then at 7 AM (or whatever time) they drop a Switch 2 trailer.

That way people would probably run to the Nintendo NY Store just buy the clock out of hype and associate it with the Switch 2 reveal hype rather than it being an unwelcomed nuisance standing in the way of what we really wanted to hear about: The Switch 2.

“Available for early purchase to paid NSO members”

Wonder if we’ll see this for Switch 2, would be a cool way to get rid of bots and scalpers for at lest some stock

Imagine how f***ing annoying this thing would be though

I feel like if I tried it I would throw it away after a week or less. Makes f***ing Mario coin noises as I slowly wake up according to my movements? Id legit never play Mario again

I still can't listen to certain songs I tried using as alarms like 10 years ago. F***ing respondent conditioning at work

An absolute f***ing alarm clock. They’re taking this piss at this point

What is going on man
They're doing anything but post a jpeg with a switch 2 logo

Watch it be some lame ass s*** like the alarmo companion app

Wait this is super interesting… I wonder if this will be a new feature on switch 2 and they’re bringing it to both systems to reinforce the fact that switch 2 is really just an addition to the switch family and it’s all one ecosystem

Why else bring a new feature to an almost 8 year old console, that feels strange, right?

It doesn’t connect to your switch, this may be something legit. I’m kinda hyped idk, could be anything. Maybe even GameCube/wii/DS games or something idk

Playtest period:

Wednesday, 10/23/2024 06:00 p.m. PDT
to
Tuesday, 11/05/2024 04:59 p.m. PST

This playtest is expected to accept as many as 10,000 participants!

They hate us. Interesting though. A playtest?

Could it be some type of miiverse like online feature?

What if you have someone else in bed with you

I was wondering if it will start playing coin sound effects if you’re having s***

Could be game streaming

Might have to let out a wahoo lowkey :mariolaptop:

Give me one of these