When she's sending the family over

All her female relatives back home cause of his horniness

They are frightened

Lmfao

pretty sure he's done some specialty jobs for like restaurants / breweries

but denver is culturally receptive to locally made "artisan" s*** like this lol, theyve been featured in a lot of local press / publications

Solid wood or veneer?

solid high quality wood

?

Her mom and sister live here

Rest I’ll have to go see when we go there when it’s safe

Doing his best woody Allen impression, he will break up with Shirley and go after her 19 year old cousin

Nice salesman pitch

most of its not really my taste idk why ppl spend so much on it

Those accounts gota be so fire as a company like that.
“Like yeah We’re a brewery, give me 15 tables and 60 of those chairs, Bill me”

I could sell more couches than dan if i wanted to

You shouldn’t buy a used couch

Imagine all the dead hairs and skin cells on that couch

I’m sooo drunk man

Yeah it’s really ugly but I hope he has much success.

You can’t even sell yourself to a woman

Whoever liked this post a fgt

Damn.

i mean u have s*** taste tho

@The_Man how do you respond

Lmfao

Thanks. Your opinion on this topic doesn’t matter so I’ll just take this post as passing Portentous mumbles