Green

Asking for a friend, ofc

def. a bit fruity but go for it king

My boys talked s*** until they saw how much attention they got

Get topped by bossgirl

nobody should wear colored contacts unless they're wearing a costume.

Wow bro I’m not man enough by the looks of this

They're for medical purposes

yeah okay b**** lmfao.

Imma update OP one day

add yelling under a waterfall with the homies to the list

Scratch out the entire list and put

Can't: Sit around and not pursue their goals

Gentlemen, if you'll excuse me

Fail to close the car door all the way

Listening to Beyonce.

nah she spittin

If I see a guy get excited after a fight I automatically think he’s gay. Straight up. No exceptions. No man should be that happy after getting touched/touching another man. It gives reverse oedipus complex vibes.

This is the funniest thread on here

Sit on the toilet and pee

I was told on Twitter I am not a real man for not buying Bitcoin

bro sometimes i just cant deal with morning wood piss

ill take the L on that one

I take too many sedatives at night to try and stand and aim bruh

Skateboarding for sure

You gonna tell me, AS A MAN, your hobby includes riding WOOD?

Let alone grinding on it