Can't even be comfy these days

fellas is blowing your food cause it’s too hot gay?

As a man you absolutely cannot use the search tool on Netflix. Just keep scrolling, you know where it is.

Any man who takes milk or sugar in coffee is getting his license revoked.

As for anyone seen doing both …

The more im on twitter, the more thankful I am that I'm in a long term relationship

The dating scene seems f***ing TRASH and is only getting worse

I hope y'all not asking for your burgers cut in half

Y'all better not be out here going cocktails with the mandem

is size 32 because its too big or too small

Yes

based

most of the things on this list are pretty true tbh

never forget one thing men are allowed to do though: not care if women on the internet are salty

LMFAO

As a man, if you call an offensive foul during pick up, hand in your ballz and give em to somebody who deserves it

We were playing pickup today and this nigga called a blocking foul on a girl she like 5'3

The test levels in the entire gym dropped 50% just bc of that

what if i do these things tho?

NAHHHHH

Lmao what

You out here calling blocking fouls on girls muggsy bogues height?

JACK them

Nah, it’s just funny