I love Drake

he only loves you partly

I remember every time having something to do or get to you take a s*** and it’ll be like 30 minutes+ of wiping. Rogue scats

pre bidet life was hell on earth

?

This man said rogue scats

sometimes it just all dont wanna escape and ur wiping the edge of a turd for half an hour

used to sit there laughing out loud like no way its more s*** on this tp

30 minutes of wiping gotta be an exaggeration right gang?

not at all

Bro drawing with a poop crayon

I'm speechels

Is this how slingshot finds out he has a digestive disorder

u need more fiber or smth

Id choose a good mattress and mom over myself too

I dont think any human being has ever been as good at an activity and nigel richards is at scrabble.

That’s a skill issue

idk why bidets aren’t more common

“oh it’ll make you like butt stuff & turn you gay” buddy if a little water is all it takes, i got some news for ya

Me and ktt2 posting

Me and being classique

Remember eating church’s chicken every day for like a month straight (dark times) and got so constipated I was on the toilet pushing a behemoth out and almost passed out from the pain

legit was on there for an hour and a half

bro is just leaking into his hands for hours

nah this guy mogs us all

and not in a good enjoyable way!

at a certain point you just say f*** it and stop wiping as good