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  • Nort 💫
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    Orangutan

    The Hulk, beaten and broken, with the W**** of Babylon standing above him....

    "Hulk scared"

    Suddenly....

    "On your left"

    The Hulk turns his battered green head to the left.....

    Jesus and the 11 disciples walking through a heavenly portal. Mark points towards the horizon with a sly grin.

    The Hulk swings his stupid green head to the right......

    Giant Moses (60 stories tall) bounding over the hills in the distance.

    "Hulk yeah!"

    Jesus extends his hands towards the W**** of Babylon. Golden chains fly from his palms and bind her.

    Giant Moses, having cleared the hills, begins to run towards the bound W****.

    He's only a mile away now- and he leaps. He comes down on the W**** with a double fist Moses smash. She's flattened instantly.

    And then......

    The Beast swoops down upon the back of the seven headed Dragon, knocking Giant Moses off his feet-

    The Dragon is preparing to crush Giant Moses' neck in one of its terrible jaws.......

    Jesus shouts: "Enoch, Solomon- NOW!"

    The two holy magicians open a pit below the Beast and his Dragon, leading straight down to the Eternal Lake of Fire

    The Dragon flaps its mighty wings, suspended above the pit.

    *"I've won!" The Beast snarls-

    "Not hulk-yet" quips stupid Hulk

    The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse fly in from all four cardinal horse-directions, piercing the many necks of the Dragon- faster than famous Marvel hero Sonic the Hedgehog......

    A horrible wail from the Dragon did come, as he begins to plummet towards the gaping hole to super hell.......

    The Beast leaps from his back, out of the pit and into the sky.....

    "I have you now Jesus! Wait- Where'd he go?" says Beasty

    "Up here!"

    The Beast cranes his neck upwards......

    Only to see Jesus flying headfirst, straight down towards his beastly head

    "No..... NO.... NOOO-"

    Before he can finish his third, arguably gratuitous "No", Jesus drives his awesome white broadsword down the mouth of the Beast, even faster than famous Marvel hero Sonic the Hedgehog, and plunges him into the pit- into the Eternal Lake of Fire.

    Jesus flies out, the Beast now conquered. Enoch and Solomon seal the the pit. All of Christ's soldiers huffing and puffing, looking at one another as if waiting for confirmation that the battle was finally won.

    "Hulk want Big Mac!" says the fat green b******.

    "Oh Hulk!" everyone groans in unison, before sharing in a hearty laugh.

    And scene!

    crine i thought this was a copypasta so i only glanced at it

  • Nort

    crine i thought this was a copypasta so i only glanced at it

    Nope that was all off the dome

  • Orangutan

    I was feeling inspired

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    Nort

    crine i thought this was a copypasta so i only glanced at it

    its a tang original. truly amazing

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    @Orangutan is dugan music like whats on I need to leave?

  • Orangutan
    https://twitter.com/A1P4CA/status/2101569296505987340

    it looks like an uni!

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    Tubeout

    its a tang original. truly amazing

    tang spergs in ways unknown to us

  • RARE NDELUXE SPICE

    tang spergs in ways unknown to us

  • spergatang

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    CutiePieHole

    @RVI reminder to be good until atleast friday

  • rvi 🌵
    Orangutan

    The Hulk, beaten and broken, with the W**** of Babylon standing above him....

    "Hulk scared"

    Suddenly....

    "On your left"

    The Hulk turns his battered green head to the left.....

    Jesus and the 11 disciples walking through a heavenly portal. Mark points towards the horizon with a sly grin.

    The Hulk swings his stupid green head to the right......

    Giant Moses (60 stories tall) bounding over the hills in the distance.

    "Hulk yeah!"

    Jesus extends his hands towards the W**** of Babylon. Golden chains fly from his palms and bind her.

    Giant Moses, having cleared the hills, begins to run towards the bound W****.

    He's only a mile away now- and he leaps. He comes down on the W**** with a double fist Moses smash. She's flattened instantly.

    And then......

    The Beast swoops down upon the back of the seven headed Dragon, knocking Giant Moses off his feet-

    The Dragon is preparing to crush Giant Moses' neck in one of its terrible jaws.......

    Jesus shouts: "Enoch, Solomon- NOW!"

    The two holy magicians open a pit below the Beast and his Dragon, leading straight down to the Eternal Lake of Fire

    The Dragon flaps its mighty wings, suspended above the pit.

    *"I've won!" The Beast snarls-

    "Not hulk-yet" quips stupid Hulk

    The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse fly in from all four cardinal horse-directions, piercing the many necks of the Dragon- faster than famous Marvel hero Sonic the Hedgehog......

    A horrible wail from the Dragon did come, as he begins to plummet towards the gaping hole to super hell.......

    The Beast leaps from his back, out of the pit and into the sky.....

    "I have you now Jesus! Wait- Where'd he go?" says Beasty

    "Up here!"

    The Beast cranes his neck upwards......

    Only to see Jesus flying headfirst, straight down towards his beastly head

    "No..... NO.... NOOO-"

    Before he can finish his third, arguably gratuitous "No", Jesus drives his awesome white broadsword down the mouth of the Beast, even faster than famous Marvel hero Sonic the Hedgehog, and plunges him into the pit- into the Eternal Lake of Fire.

    Jesus flies out, the Beast now conquered. Enoch and Solomon seal the the pit. All of Christ's soldiers huffing and puffing, looking at one another as if waiting for confirmation that the battle was finally won.

    "Hulk want Big Mac!" says the fat green b******.

    "Oh Hulk!" everyone groans in unison, before sharing in a hearty laugh.

    And scene!

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    CutiePieHole

    @RVI reminder to be good until atleast friday

    Bbw Rvi era

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    Tubeout

    @Orangutan is dugan music like whats on I need to leave?

    dugan fr has basically 0 solo releases, a few singles where he's the primary artist but that's it

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    wey

    Oh

    not g**n content

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    wey

    Bbw Rvi era

    chillll

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    Orangutan

    dugan fr has basically 0 solo releases, a few singles where he's the primary artist but that's it

    wow

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    Orangutan

    I was feeling inspired

    How come adderall lets you write epics whereas for me I just meander in my mind

  • And emerge the next day with a headache

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    BIG early

    @YungPapi ar_reeee on IG

    thank me later

    Is this about to be Kim Gordon coded …

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    frenchpress

    How come adderall lets you write epics whereas for me I just meander in my mind

    different adhd meds have varying effects from person to person

    if u fr have bad adhd, then try vyvanse or ritalin

    but if u don't have adhd, you're just taking a d*** and pushing your dopamine and norepinephrine levels way above normal levels, which is probably why it makes you feel like s*** afterwords

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    Purrp

    Is this about to be Kim Gordon coded …

    shes a special talent

    i was drawn instantly

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    Tubeout

    wow

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    Orangutan

    dugan on the left yeah?

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    Tubeout

    dugan on the left yeah?

    yup & marlon on the right