thanks its not my bday but i will be eating for someone elses bday
Oh ok happy bday to them
Is this why iv never been summoned
perhaps maybe yes
same
i cant even serve on a jury
dam i should see if we got a similar thing to this in usa maybe i cant either lowkey
Is this why iv never been summoned
ive been summoned and got it delayed and never had to go
or ive been like 'on call' or whatever where i had to keep checking if i had to go but didnt end up needing to go
He has a headband and sunglasses
Like you can just buy Gatorade and cheap vodka already why do we need a canned version of that
i knew a guy in high school who would dirnk like a 26 of tankeray in blue gatorade everyday and now I cant look at either of those things the same again
i also f***ed his girlfriend and bought a pack of ice cream sandwiches, unwrapped like 20 of them and stuffed them in his familly’s mailbox. and also threw one in his bedroom window for good measure
Classique: oh slinkies? My great great grandfather invented those!
you have interesting stories from work so it evens out
i knew a guy in high school who would dirnk like a 26 of tankeray in blue gatorade everyday and now I cant look at either of those things the same again
i also f***ed his girlfriend and bought a pack of ice cream sandwiches, unwrapped like 20 of them and stuffed them in his familly’s mailbox. and also threw one in his bedroom window for good measure
and yes im still living off this high 12 years later and have no shame about it
i knew a guy in high school who would dirnk like a 26 of tankeray in blue gatorade everyday and now I cant look at either of those things the same again
i also f***ed his girlfriend and bought a pack of ice cream sandwiches, unwrapped like 20 of them and stuffed them in his familly’s mailbox. and also threw one in his bedroom window for good measure
What?
Look how cute that is
Who wouldn't buy that
U couldnt find a dark mode of this psycho?
Just got freaking blinded
U couldnt find a dark mode of this psycho?
?
What?
true stories! I call it ice cream sandwiching somebody
i knew a guy in high school who would dirnk like a 26 of tankeray in blue gatorade everyday and now I cant look at either of those things the same again
i also f***ed his girlfriend and bought a pack of ice cream sandwiches, unwrapped like 20 of them and stuffed them in his familly’s mailbox. and also threw one in his bedroom window for good measure
dude what is up with you
Look how cute that is
Who wouldn't buy that
very adorable
Why did you do that
he was always rude to me even tho i was friends with his friends making fun and stuff
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