rang is different

that guy should be in the nba

the story of @Orangutan being 6 foot 15 in 7th grade, going around and backhand slapping people before his frontolobe spawned in and he knew what he was doing. until one day a couple neurons started to grow and he turned into a shed tard.

hialrious lore

I was at a bar in the west village at like 4am and they played the whole song including the outro crazy “woah” moment

special olympics he’d kill it

This song is what it’s all about. The guy really had something to say

would u get surgery to make urself taller

6 foot 15?

if theres one category of people i dislike its pretentious bar tenders who say things like “bruising the gin” and have twirly mustache and tattoos.

i dont know why but it incenses me. it could be a me problem, but i dont think it is

ya hes so tall he broke the measuring scale

I have one friend group where im the tallest and another where im the shortest

nah i like being shorter because i blend into crowds and am less noticeable

europe only turned metric after catching wind of tang

i would’ve cried ngl

Bc we’re here to get fckin drunk dude stop bangin my head

rang tang is literally only 4’11 he’s very similar in stature to wolverine

lmao the last photo in my phone is my friend passed out in the uber

another one up is crazy @YungPapi

lil cutie all the way down there

thats what im sayin!!! its booza, youre not serving fine wine here, Im paying you 20 dollars to make a cocktail that cost like 3 dollars in booze. let me get drunk in peace

i wish i could drink , but it’s nice that i don’t really have to go to bars ever. i never enjoy the experience. though it might be i’m just not used to being around overly drunk people

what does bruising the gin mean

I did shed a tear i was soaking it all in. It was the same night skepta DJ’d in brooklyn and i snuck into the VIP so i was like 3 feet away from skepta the whole night then i dip into a bar hearing last call in full with the last weekend before my cousin moved cross country felt like the song was so appropriate

same goes for waiters at like fancy restaurants. b**** u arent the one making the food u dont know s***. just be polite to me and make sure my water is filled up and ill tip u good.

All my cocktails are 3 ingredients max including ice

if u shake gin as opposed to stirring it, people call it “bruising it” but i think it just means watering it down too much