Or maybe

He smells d***

I need a b****

Cock worship you say

My life's so stupid bro I'm at one of the most highly regarded schools in the country looking for where I parked my bike, bc I got a flat on the highway and the campus was the closest place to park it until I got paid

Goddamnit im on another planet

Gonna pretend to be a student

How you doing man? That lecture? I know....

Oh s*** I'm here

It's cool I didn't have time to hang anyways...

your boyfriend busts a lot...bitch!

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