Like a Camillimane

5h

sassy, bit of attitude, says no

Orangutan

5h

Okay so that same buddy who I did acid with, he lived at his grandmas house right, and in high school we'd go over there and get f***ed up like every weekend

So we're over there one night, everybodys kinda off doing their own thing (like I said, he lived with his grandma, but the house was pretty huge so he had the entire second floor as his "room"), and I'm sitting by myself in his gaming chair at his desk.

I'm crossfaded out of my mind, barely conscious, and I'm looking at the s*** on his desk when I see a framed photo sitting there

It was a picture of a Jamaican man (there was a little Jamaican flag shoved in the frame in front of the photo) which confused me greatly, because my friend is white. Why does he have a framed photo of a presumably Jamaican dude sitting on his desk?

Now, I already found this pretty funny and was giggling to myself-

Pausing here to interject: You will not believe the next part of this story, and that's okay, but I swear to you that it's true.

-I spin the chair around, and I promise you

I promise you

That very Jamaican man was standing in the doorway not 10 feet away, staring at me holding his photo

My jaw drops all the way down and my eyes open as wide as they could be

I thought I was for sure hallucinating

He says something like "wagwan brada"

I was speechless

I think I said something like "what's up" but lord knows how it actually came out, and he smiled and walked away, and down the stairs

I immediately track down my buddy to tell him what happened, cause I was certain I was having a psychotic break, and he just says "oh yeah that's my step-uncle, he's staying in the basement for a little while"

And scene

THEREALHNDRXXFREE

4h

WHY IS YOUNG THUG CALLING YE DAD

@Camille @Orangutan @sab @prince

THEREALHNDRXXFREE

4h

WHY IS YOUNG THUG CALLING YE DAD

@Camille @Orangutan @sab @prince

UncMC

3h

Good morning, slept well

Tangout

17m

y do so many girls twirl their pubes whe theyre bored ?

i dont get it.

Tangout

17m

y do so many girls twirl their pubes whe theyre bored ?

i dont get it.

Tangout

17m

y do so many girls twirl their pubes whe theyre bored ?

i dont get it.

JACKIE ARTIST

16m

You're not a girl.

Let alone one of those girls.

JACKIE ARTIST

24m

Dear gosh.

JACKIE ARTIST

23m

You wouldn't?