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  • Tuneout 🎨
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    Older sperm predisposes the kids to dwarfism. So you can have your own crew of little people

    autism too im pretty sure

    there will be an army of dwarfed retarded orangutans running around voting

  • Nort 💫
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    Tuneout

    autism too im pretty sure

    there will be an army of dwarfed retarded orangutans running around voting

    hes 6’7 his dwarf kids would be average height

  • Tuneout 🎨
    Nort

    hes 6’7 his dwarf kids would be average height

    oh true tho

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    Tuneout

    im sure your wife will eat like a whale too

    "Men" these days are scared of a lil cushin

    Retweet if you wanna get lost in a big girl's world tonight

  • Nort 💫
    Orangutan

    "Men" these days are scared of a lil cushin

    Retweet if you wanna get lost in a big girl's world tonight

  • Tuneout 🎨
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    Orangutan

    "Men" these days are scared of a lil cushin

    Retweet if you wanna get lost in a big girl's world tonight

    if u think vaginas are great to c***inside nort wait until you c***in a labia fold by mistake

  • Nort 💫
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    Tuneout

    if u think vaginas are great to c***inside nort wait until you c***in a labia fold by mistake

    nutting in a butt gotta feel like your p**** is overdosing on heroin

  • Tuneout 🎨
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    Nort

    nutting in a butt gotta feel like your p**** is overdosing on heroin

    you should try it!

  • Nort 💫
    Tuneout

    you should try it!

    I reckon I should!

  • rvi 🐦‍⬛
    Nort

    whats worse is knowing my kids would have good rng

    @KodakSpice

  • e t 👽
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    Nort

    nutting in a butt gotta feel like your p**** is overdosing on heroin

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    Orangutan

    "Men" these days are scared of a lil cushin

    Retweet if you wanna get lost in a big girl's world tonight

  • Not me tho be easy out there!

  • Nort 💫
    e t

    a typical saturday night in tune’s rectal cavity

  • Nort 💫
    EchiSlayyy

  • EchiSlayyy

    this picture insane theres 2 black hands, an old veiny white hand and a young feminine hand

    fatty having a eiffel tower

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    e t

    Older sperm predisposes the kids to dwarfism. So you can have your own crew of little people

    We had this kid in middle school whose dad was over 70

    He had Tourette's and his tics were always old youtube poop memes

    It'd be dead silent in algebra class and he'd go "I WONDER WHA-"

    The teacher would look at him sternly, then keep teaching

    "-T'S FOR DINNER"

    He'd finish right where he left off as soon as she got 5 seconds deep into teaching again.

    "I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!"

    "Mama luigi!"

    "You must die"

    "Ima firin muh lazar!"

    The full nine yards. One of the funniest classes of my life.

    We'd be doing a worksheet or something and he'd be the only one with a laptop out, teacher would come over and tell him to put it away. He'd say some s*** like "I just wrote a script to do my homework for me" and proceed to argue back and forth with her about why that is or isn't allowed.

    Not to mention that he was crrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaacked at Rocket League. Had a youtube channel with over 200,000 subs. Videos with millions of views. He was my partner for Secret Santa in one class and he bought me a copy of the game. He tried to teach it to me, but it's like he couldn't let off the gas even if he wanted to, just stomped me every time.

    Loved that kid to death he was the honest to God greatest to ever walk those halls.

  • Nort 💫
    Orangutan

    We had this kid in middle school whose dad was over 70

    He had Tourette's and his tics were always old youtube poop memes

    It'd be dead silent in algebra class and he'd go "I WONDER WHA-"

    The teacher would look at him sternly, then keep teaching

    "-T'S FOR DINNER"

    He'd finish right where he left off as soon as she got 5 seconds deep into teaching again.

    "I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!"

    "Mama luigi!"

    "You must die"

    "Ima firin muh lazar!"

    The full nine yards. One of the funniest classes of my life.

    We'd be doing a worksheet or something and he'd be the only one with a laptop out, teacher would come over and tell him to put it away. He'd say some s*** like "I just wrote a script to do my homework for me" and proceed to argue back and forth with her about why that is or isn't allowed.

    Not to mention that he was crrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaacked at Rocket League. Had a youtube channel with over 200,000 subs. Videos with millions of views. He was my partner for Secret Santa in one class and he bought me a copy of the game. He tried to teach it to me, but it's like he couldn't let off the gas even if he wanted to, just stomped me every time.

    Loved that kid to death he was the honest to God greatest to ever walk those halls.

    LMFAO

  • Tuneout 🎨
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    Orangutan

    We had this kid in middle school whose dad was over 70

    He had Tourette's and his tics were always old youtube poop memes

    It'd be dead silent in algebra class and he'd go "I WONDER WHA-"

    The teacher would look at him sternly, then keep teaching

    "-T'S FOR DINNER"

    He'd finish right where he left off as soon as she got 5 seconds deep into teaching again.

    "I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!"

    "Mama luigi!"

    "You must die"

    "Ima firin muh lazar!"

    The full nine yards. One of the funniest classes of my life.

    We'd be doing a worksheet or something and he'd be the only one with a laptop out, teacher would come over and tell him to put it away. He'd say some s*** like "I just wrote a script to do my homework for me" and proceed to argue back and forth with her about why that is or isn't allowed.

    Not to mention that he was crrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaacked at Rocket League. Had a youtube channel with over 200,000 subs. Videos with millions of views. He was my partner for Secret Santa in one class and he bought me a copy of the game. He tried to teach it to me, but it's like he couldn't let off the gas even if he wanted to, just stomped me every time.

    Loved that kid to death he was the honest to God greatest to ever walk those halls.

    this guy sounds like a savant what

  • Nort 💫
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    his tics being youtube poop sayings has me in tears dude what

  • Nort 💫

    DINNER

  • Tuneout 🎨
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    Nort

    his tics being youtube poop sayings has me in tears dude what

    maybe youre right and we are doomed

  • Tuneout

    this guy sounds like a savant what

    He probably was fr

  • Nort 💫
    Tuneout

    maybe youre right and we are doomed

    nah that guy should be made supreme leader

  • rvi 🐦‍⬛
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    Nort

    insane thought

    whats wrong with him