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  • UncMC 🪕

    I think potato nomad is a contradiction

  • wey

    ET

    We need his Jewish bloodline to continue, so the earth can prosper

    Ok. But he already has kids i think?
    Arent u younger? Many wuld argue you have more life to live compared to ET

  • wey 🇵🇭
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    Like a Camillimane

    ?

    Brain rot time

    on a real note she had an iffy day

  • CutiePieHole

    Bmass and ET are lined up against a wall. You are tied up with a knife to the throat. The guy is point a gun ag them both.
    “Choose one to die”.

    Who do you say?

    et has lived a long rich life

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    wey

    Brain rot time

    on a real note she had an iffy day

    You should leave her

  • wey

    My gf hung up on me because she wanted to watch TikTok’s

    this is completly valid btw.

  • wey

    My gf hung up on me because she wanted to watch TikTok’s

    powerful, you should hand her a copy of Infinite Jest

  • wey

    Brain rot time

    on a real note she had an iffy day

    doomscrolling tiktok instead of getting bmass affection

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    CutiePieHole

    Ok. But he already has kids i think?
    Arent u younger? Many wuld argue you have more life to live compared to ET

    He is a doctor at a sperm bank

    He needs to keep working and doing his part in society

  • CutiePieHole

    Bmass and ET are lined up against a wall. You are tied up with a knife to the throat. The guy is point a gun ag them both.
    “Choose one to die”.

    Who do you say?

    I crack open a cold one and challenge the gunman to a game of magic the gathering

  • wey 🇵🇭
    Bruuiisees

    You should leave her

    Going to keep this in mind as an option

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    RareHorseTherapist

    I’ve gone into substantial debt at 30 years old because I want to play Magic the gathering and drink beer

    Tuneout except he doesnt drink like a bozo

    He does whippet

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    wey

    He is a doctor at a sperm bank

    He needs to keep working and doing his part in society

    I watched a documenTary where a sperm bank doctor replace everyones sperm with his own and made 1000s of sperm bank babies with his own Cumupance … ET?..

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    CutiePieHole

    I watched a documenTary where a sperm bank doctor replace everyones sperm with his own and made 1000s of sperm bank babies with his own Cumupance … ET?..

    @Extraterrestrial why’d you do it?

  • THEREALHNDRXXFREE

    Tuneout except he doesnt drink like a bozo

    He does whippet

    Drinking alcohol saved my life

  • RareHorseTherapist

    Drinking alcohol saved my life

  • wey 🇵🇭
    RareHorseTherapist

    Drinking alcohol saved my life

  • wey

    Hndrxx is just you if you were from a tribe of potato nomads

    It builds character no cap

  • RareHorseTherapist

    I crack open a cold one and challenge the gunman to a game of magic the gathering

    whats your favorite card?

  • sace 👍
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    we need more drinking and driving

  • sace

    we need more drinking and driving

    You might as well shoot me dead!

  • wey

    My gf hung up on me because she wanted to watch TikTok’s

    At least she didnt want grok to read them to her

    Like when et hanged up on his friend

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    sace

    we need more drinking and driving

    Going to speak with my The Rapist about this

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    hndrxx is the only straight edge vz user left

    everyone else has succumbed to d**** and alcohol

  • RareHorseTherapist

    Drinking alcohol saved my life