i went to a steakhouse and had like 5 martinis a couple weeks ago gonna run that back on monday

are u saying james bond is a nobody?

Alcohol that doesn't taste like alcohol is cheating and also for cowards

he was misinformed

vermouth is junk

lowkey just get the lemon twist and make sure the spirit/glass is cold

Im playing duskbloods

this is all true

ive never had that

Its friday and no one is talking about new music

Been like this since iceman wasnt a nice man and drop 3 nukes

ive had a good time every time ive had it

the best martini is when u add gin then glance at a bottle of vermouth across the room

glaze

it's fire

great for mixing

decent for martinis too

vermouth sound like some harry potter s***

its magic so

its out?

whats in a negroni

that's a joke they said about winston churchill

artist sloppy seconds

garbage

yes!

facts

i stole it as a reference im so cultured

that s*** work tho

it's essential for some cocktails