@YungPapi nah bro i came across something that challenges those twitter videos we used to see

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I like Portuguese water dogs

Barack Obama had one named Bo

He was the first dog

Yeah its absurd how purpose oriented they could get certain breeds

The Norwegian Lundehund is a dog that was bred to hunt for puffins and their eggs, which are usually on tall rocky cliffs. So to adapt to climbing around rocky terrain the breed has an extra toe on each foot + its neck is flexible enough to bend all the way back and touch its spine

Beautiful animals but they can be kind of annoying. My cousin has a dachshund beagle mix i have joint custody of and he loves me but can be difficult

Like how the f*** do you get this to just start happening

Daschunds are notoriously yappy as all hell right?

what the f***

we have one of the largest puffin colonies here in newfoundland like a 30 minute drive away, ive seen it many times. it’s harrowingly steep and dangerous. its like moutain goats above 20 foot waves and 150km./h winds on cliff faces. its insane

also fun fact puffin live over 20 years and mate for life

Bo

All those breeds that a burrow-y are yappy yup

they also have back problems and stuff since they were breed to be cyborgs.

having a mix would be nice because it might negate some of those issues while still having the cute look.

i f***ing love beagles too

this is like my everythig is crab game but irl

He didn't do drone strikes he told Barack Obama to cut that out

BELLY GANG KUSHINGTON is like the most absurd name ever and not on a funny way

thats my legal name

Its epic

My dog is a Havanese and that breed was originally raised as entertainers and companions for Cuban royals

So they typically just constantly want to entertain and do goofy s*** just because it makes you laugh lol

Imagine you're in the studio and a young up and coming rapper shows up and tells you that's his name

You'd never forget him

Its genius

they even bred a dog that jestermaxxs

Orangutan

early should change his name to like

BELLYBUTTON POOP MUNCHER

or something more in line with this philosophy.

That shirt is about to pop

im pretty sure this guy is outside my house putting on siding as we speak

Even then they’ll end up with some joint issues which is a shame

we should do this to humans

The Newfoundland dog was purpose built to be a water rescue dog, they have webbed feet, are strong as hell, and they naturally have instincts to swim and retrieve