he carbonates his horse milk

The natural lactations of man’s truest companion should not be compared to cans of car battery acid

guy is a freak man hes not living right

i cracked 2016 ellen degeneres

people in here’s hate for sparkling water makes me think twice about listening to their takes

Google her uncle. It’ll all make sense.

I have so

U lose

Sheeeeeeeesh he can’t climb his way back from that one that’s for sure

U used to call me on my cellphone

My kids drink sparkling water they’re goats

fibs mcgee over here with another notch in his belt

cee deez nuts

thats because you taught them correctly

They are abominations

hndrxx calling et’s children abominations insane

You’re what like, 15 now? They’d both beat you in any mental or physical event

Its not their fault its the Dad fault

@Hndrxx_Free et’s 270 pound 11 year old will sit on your chest and kill you

Yeah in a burp competition from all that sparkling water