Im ngl i dont even know what a korean corn dog is

What does ranch even taste

Another only in the usa thing

Why is the Martin show having a Varnell Hill spin-off in 2026

Mayo with seasoning

well ranch wings are kinda sickly. but ranch on some sandwiches is amazing

obviously blue cheese buffalo wings are better
(which also have mayo and u claim to be a mayo hater. just saying youre a hypotcrite here it seems )

They got mozzarella cheese inside with the hot dog

And the outside you can get different coatings

why tf yall dont just get some ranch

yall tryna say it like we the weird ones for having ranch lmao

Id try that

He was in a different bag on this album

It’s fire homie

You guys could very easily just make ranch

Probably with stuff you already have

theyre corn dogs but with like small taters chopped up into the corn part

Blue cheese is just ranch with mouse s*** in it

Blue cheese doesn’t have mayo as its star ingredient even tho commercial blue cheese probaly adds some cause it’s cheap. The blue cheese dressing I make has zero mayo

Because its not a thing here

Most usa food things be weird tbh

F*** instruments

Then its good tbh

Not a big fan of normal mayoinnese tho

Im saying bro

They be like “what is juice, you fat ass americans bro we only have water”

i meant the blue cheese dressing obviously blue cheese doesnt have mayo its cheese.

what do you use to make your blue cheese dressing then??

bro we are GOATED lol

Greek yogurt

At being fat and unhealthy ya

its an indescribable taste of the outdoors caused by rfk jr flavorings and dyes