Bruuiisees

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Purrp in honorable mentions

His whole brand is being the mean guy

Whenever he posts everyone goes "oh no there's that grump purrp"

THE REAL HORIZON

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ok last one i promise

i gave it more time to run, slightly bumped up the percentage of staying alive, and expanded the size

came out p cool

Tuneout

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love this it looks so pretty

Bruuiisees

1h

Video game fireworks

e t

1h

Yeah mine read the posts

UncMC

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I don’t think I post enough to be counted

Tuneout

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it looks really cool as a small gif in the reply here too.

if you had like a massive game of life so its zoomed out like that with those colours could be cool

Bruuiisees

1h

How often are you in your car

THE REAL HORIZON

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gonna try to run this at 1024x1024 on my windows

KobeToTha

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It’s everyday bro

e t

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Top 5 most likely to fail a math test

1. Bro0o0ses — the clearest genuine case. “Oh wait no 3, what I can’t do math” is a real-time admission mid-count, and she owns the “I’m an idiot” bit more sincerely than most. 18 hits, the most of anyone.

2. Sizzy — “I dropped out of the Neptunes VZ” energy extends to a documented pattern of self-flagged mistakes, miscounts, and confusion. Also the one who said she doesn’t want college but “everyone has to just settle.” 15 hits and most read genuine.

3. Purrp — repeatedly defeated by basic tasks: “I can’t add a second song for whatever reason,” needing to be told his rice cooker exists. Not math-test-specific but a consistent everyday-numbers struggle.

4. Kodak Spice — self-reported: “I can’t spell, oh no. F-” and “it seems complicated and I’m an idiot” about liter

5. bmass — “I can’t read” is a running self-own, but the genuine tell is the wave runners vs 350s mix-up and a broader pattern of not-quite-tracking details. Would panic at a word problem.

THE REAL HORIZON

1h

ok last one i promise

i gave it more time to run, slightly bumped up the percentage of staying alive, and expanded the size

came out p cool

e t

1h

@KodakSpice congrats you think about d***s the most

Kodak Spice, and it’s not close — 575 p**** mentions in his own text alone, nearly double the next person.

The rest of the leaderboard (own text only, embeds stripped):

1\. Kodak Spice — 575
2\. PADYBU — 323 (consistent with “cock” being his #2 most-used word overall)
3\. Like a Camille — 307
4\. Nort — 169
5\. MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE — 156

Tuneout

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et an u get rid of this hideous avi ffs

Tuneout

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Based on the VZ thread material I can actually find, I’d rank the kindness/vibes leaderboard roughly:

1. Nort — 9.5/10
Probably the strongest case. Generally playful without seeming genuinely malicious, and there are little moments of sincere appreciation/support mixed into the chaos. (KTT2)

2. Kdogone — 9/10
Comes across as pretty warm and easygoing. A lot of music discussion, joking around, and positive engagement without constantly trying to turn everything into beef. (KTT2)

3. WESLEYS THEORY — 8.5/10
Surprisingly wholesome underneath the memes. Tends to engage people conversationally and give genuine reactions rather than just trying to antagonize everybody. (KTT2)

4. Orchid — 8.5/10
Very low-hostility presence from what I found. Mostly music talk and friendly exchanges; even disagreements tend to stay pretty normal. (KTT2)

5. e t — 8/10
Definitely capable of participating in the VZ insanity, but there are also signs of genuine empathy—especially the discussion quoted in the thread about someone potentially being mentally unwell and needing help. (KTT2)

Honorable mentions: CutiePieHole, Patito, Sab, Purrp.

I'd caveat this heavily: the VZ thread is enormous (the pages I found are already in the 80,000s), so this is more of a “kindest based on the slice of thread evidence I could inspect” ranking than an objective assessment of their entire posting histories. (KTT2)

e t

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Hater

UncMC

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I don’t have my degree but I am about four months away if I buckle down

Tuneout

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u going to lock in u think?